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This may be a little farfetch'd, but I was think of a film that would staryu and starmie, it begins as I pikachu under the covers while you snorlax, then I wake you up with my wigglytuff between your jigglypuffs, you're a little krabby at first because you're drowzy , but you start to lickitung my ho-oh until I squirtle into your meowth, it's your first time See More so you can't help koffing out the muk you're already weezing but, we're not done yet because my cubone is still hard as onix, you then proceed to rhydon my Lapras like a horsea until Abra kadabra alakazam! I pull out my weedle just in time to blastoise all over your tangela.

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