Dirty Pick-Up Lines!
Post any weird and dirty pickup lines here!The dirtier the better. Fuuck the description, hznznxbjzjnakakkznhxjjsjsjzjjsnsj
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Hey girl, you like deku nuts? I've got two of them.
I don't need the song of storms to make you wet.
You. Me. Dungeon. Now.
Wanna join triforces?
Can I solve your temple?
Wanna get lost in my woods?
You make me harder than the water temple of Ocarina of Time See More
There's only one thing harder than the water temple. My dick when I'm around you.
I can fill your empty heart container.
I suck. XD
I don't need the song of storms to make you wet.
You. Me. Dungeon. Now.
Wanna join triforces?
Can I solve your temple?
Wanna get lost in my woods?
You make me harder than the water temple of Ocarina of Time See More
There's only one thing harder than the water temple. My dick when I'm around you.
I can fill your empty heart container.
I suck. XD
on January 21, 2016
on January 21, 2016
on January 20, 2016
My favorite muscle in your body is mine.:D
on January 20, 2016
on January 20, 2016
Is your name Cassandra? Because I'd like to keep you moisturized all night long (only whovians will understand, and no I'm not sorry)
on January 20, 2016
Your not 18 yet? Don't worry. I know the Song of Time.
on January 20, 2016
I'll be the fire that melts you on the inside.
Okay why did i do that? X3
Okay why did i do that? X3
on January 20, 2016
Are you Google? Because you're everything that I'm searching for!
FUUUUUUUUCK MEH!!! XD
FUUUUUUUUCK MEH!!! XD
on January 20, 2016
Hey if you were a light bolb I'd turn you on.
Wtf is wrong with me? XD
Wtf is wrong with me? XD
on January 20, 2016
on January 20, 2016
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you.
Okay why the heck did I do that.
Okay why the heck did I do that.
on January 20, 2016
Let's play house, you be the door and I can can slam you.
on January 20, 2016
You make me harder than the Water Temple of Ocarina of Time.
on January 20, 2016
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
on November 08, 2015
on November 08, 2015
on November 08, 2015
on November 08, 2015
I just had to do the Jynx one...I saw a frikin picture of a Jynx pole dancing....wtf!?
I have two pokeballs.
Sometimes, I pikachu when you shower.
Are you a fire type? Cause you're hot!
Jynx is jealous of your body. See More
Rock type are hard. I guess my dick is a rock type.