Weird Things We Used To Think

I used to think my dad was a good person

I used to think:
-There was an imp in my shadow.
-That all eggs contained godly whales
-That there was a parallel world behind a mirror
-I could travel through time by blowing into an instrument
Legend of Zelda did stuff too me. xD

I used to believe I was normal.

I'm NOT!!! : D

That when your period came, you'd suddenly get a cramp, sit on the toilet, and pee it all out, and then you'd be done for the month.
That cows were small (THEY ARE ACTUALLY HHUUUGGEEE).
That there was such thing as a spoon and a knife in the road.
That in order to throw up, you had to make a bunch of exaggerating coughing noises.
That if I rubbed my eyes too long, I would squish them.
That if you lost a hand, it would be a perfectly clean cut across.
That when I grew up and got See More boobs, I would be able to pull up my nipples and suck on them whenever I was thirsty.
That ALL drugs were capsules that you just chewed up and swallowed.
That in order to pretend to be asleep, I had to snore.
That coffee was the equivalent of alcohol.

That tea was made out of small packets of gravy.

I used to think that Twilight Sparkle wasn't a drama queen. XD

I thought Bill Cipher ( the villain of Gravity Falls) was a banana??

I thought that "Lemons" were actually lemons.

Boy, was I wrong...VERY wrong...

I thought everyone knew what was going on in my life and had the exact same experiences. So I didn't know of any reasons for people to bully others...

I used to believe that when I looked in the mirror there was another world behind the mirror

I used to believe that if I couldn't see you, you couldn't see me ^-^

When I was little, I thought I was either
Bumblebee (From Transformers)
Tarzan (From Tarzan lel)
Alvin the Chipmunk (From Alvin and the Chipmunks lel)
Connor (The red ranger from Power Rangers DinoThunder)
Emily (The yellow power ranger from Power Rangers Samurai)
or Hatsune Miku. XD

I was convinced that I had superpowers. Even if I couldn't fly, I could jump super high. So I decided to improve this superpower by cutting feathers, webbed duck feet, and a beak out of construction paper and taping it to myself. Then I jumped off the back of the couch, flapping my arms to see if I could fly better then.

Pansexual meant attracted to trans people...
What was I thinking two years ago??

Probably the weirdest post:
when i was little i thought babies were made by the woman kissing the man and then spitting "baby juice" into his mouth and then the father would lay the egg and the mother would eat it and carry the baby in her legit stomach until one day she would poop it out

When I was small, I was under the impression that the way I was born was that I felt it was time, so I took a stick, poked out my mom's belly button and climbed out through.

I used to think the traffic lights had lasers and cameras. I thought people controlled the lights with computers and see if it should be green light or red light with the cameras. If he didnt like you he would put red light...

the pass sign on the road where it says no pass.... i always thought you couldn't go on the road past that point

When I was like three, I used to think that you could randomly become pregnant when you felt like having a baby and you choose what gender like. I also thought it came out of your butt, so once when I was having a hard time pooping I got scared cause I thought I accidentally wished for a baby and I was gonna poop out a child...
It seems really awkward now that I think about it...

I used to think that when it's for example:Raining,I used to think that it meant Jesus was crying,and if it was a thunderstorm with lightning,I'd think Jesus was mad...