Really Really Ridiculously Good Pick Up Lines
Have any good pickup lines? Tell them here. (This page is dedicated to @EveryonesSenpai)
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on March 01, 2016
on February 26, 2016
LOZ pick up line for girls to use (yay gender equality!): Hey, are you a master sword? Because I'd let you penetrate me.
on March 09, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
(Content warning, please forgive me)
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 23, 2016
Why is @EveryonesSenpai not on here yet??
on February 24, 2016
on February 23, 2016
on February 23, 2016
Hey, what's your number? I lost mine
on February 23, 2016
on February 23, 2016
You're not 18 yet? Don't worry, I know the song of time. ?
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
on February 23, 2016
Is your name Saria? Cause tonight you're gonna get lost in my woods.
You make me harder than the water temple of Ocarina of time.
Are you a shadow crystal? Because when you touch me, I turn into a beast.
I don't need the song of storms to make you wet.
You make me harder than the water temple of Ocarina of time.
Are you a shadow crystal? Because when you touch me, I turn into a beast.
I don't need the song of storms to make you wet.
on February 23, 2016
on February 23, 2016