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wow i cant flirt hElp me \(ʘ‿ʘ✿)/ also can i have your phone number i lost mine (ノ・_-)☆
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![orangeade orangeade](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/T3vyKq.png)
on August 19, 2018
![MysteriousLiarBoy MysteriousLiarBoy](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/99y1Qv.jpg)
OH MY. 1T S33MS 1 M1SPL4C3D MY C4N3SWORD. M1ND 1F 1 US3 TH3 ON3 1N YOUR P4NTS 4S A R3PL4C3M3NT?
![MysteriousLiarBoy MysteriousLiarBoy](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/99y1Qv.jpg)
@Bubbzei
There is a blind character in this webcomic called Homestuck.
She has a cane, that doubles as a sword.
She uses the cane to get around.
There is a blind character in this webcomic called Homestuck.
She has a cane, that doubles as a sword.
She uses the cane to get around.
on November 12, 2016
![Bubbzei Bubbzei](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/GtrwYS.jpg)
oh my it seems i misplaces my canersword mind if i use the one in ur pants as a replacement? tf is a canersword
on November 12, 2016
on November 09, 2016
![MysteriousLiarBoy MysteriousLiarBoy](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/99y1Qv.jpg)
Hey. Want me to take you back to your questbed and help you reach oh god oh god oh god oh god tier?
*wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk*
*wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk*
on November 09, 2016
![SpinnerFTW SpinnerFTW](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/izhkGe.jpg)
on November 09, 2016
![Library_Guy Library_Guy](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/WBg2Vm.png)
on November 08, 2016
![Fandom_Trash Fandom_Trash](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/nYt9he.jpeg)
Are you my homework because i'm not doing you, but i should be
Omg what is wrong with me
Omg what is wrong with me
on November 07, 2016
![retrobabe retrobabe](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/qfTvEu.jpg)
My body is creating lactic acid through fermentation because you take my breath away
on August 11, 2016
![retrobabe retrobabe](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/qfTvEu.jpg)
on August 11, 2016
![retrobabe retrobabe](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/qfTvEu.jpg)
on August 11, 2016
![TrashCow TrashCow](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/TL3Avl.jpg)
I have a ton!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a nine.... and I'm the one you need
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Can I take your picture so I can prove to my friends that angels exist?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If you were a pill, I'd overdose See More
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but -insert incorrect fact-
And the best one....... I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a nine.... and I'm the one you need
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Can I take your picture so I can prove to my friends that angels exist?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If you were a pill, I'd overdose See More
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but -insert incorrect fact-
And the best one....... I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness
on August 11, 2016
![Dungeon_Master Dungeon_Master](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/Lg5vnH.jpg)
Do you play D&D? Because you're a natural 20
![Dungeon_Master Dungeon_Master](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/Lg5vnH.jpg)
Dice. Can't roll a natural 20 with stats, unless you roll an 18 and have a race with +2 to the stat
on August 11, 2016
on August 11, 2016
![DipperPinesShades DipperPinesShades](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/vHBjzO.png)
Are those spacepants? Because your butt is out of this world! (Sorry not sorry)
on August 11, 2016
![PrincessLuna1 PrincessLuna1](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/8Xo3hj.jpeg)
nova: you are my yuki[happyness] also did you know yuki has a you and i
on August 11, 2016
![Dungeon_Master Dungeon_Master](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/Lg5vnH.jpg)
Guess what I have? 20 ranks in seduction
on August 11, 2016
![The.Uncanny.Valley The.Uncanny.Valley](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/OfK0W6.png)
ARE YOU A POTATO? because, well.. uh... SO AM I!!!
on August 10, 2016
![ChocolerryPOP ChocolerryPOP](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/406T8q.png)
Are you made of copper and tellutium? Cause your CuTe
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
![Phantasm Phantasm](/i/rs:fit:100:75/mh:75/plain/imret/u/5UjLxo.png)
Are you lighting because your struck me hard
( I Failed )
( I Failed )
on August 10, 2016