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wow i cant flirt hElp me \(ʘ‿ʘ✿)/ also can i have your phone number i lost mine (ノ・_-)☆
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on August 19, 2018
OH MY. 1T S33MS 1 M1SPL4C3D MY C4N3SWORD. M1ND 1F 1 US3 TH3 ON3 1N YOUR P4NTS 4S A R3PL4C3M3NT?
on November 14, 2016
on November 14, 2016
@Bubbzei
There is a blind character in this webcomic called Homestuck.
She has a cane, that doubles as a sword.
She uses the cane to get around.
There is a blind character in this webcomic called Homestuck.
She has a cane, that doubles as a sword.
She uses the cane to get around.
on November 12, 2016
oh my it seems i misplaces my canersword mind if i use the one in ur pants as a replacement? tf is a canersword
on November 12, 2016
on November 09, 2016
Hey. Want me to take you back to your questbed and help you reach oh god oh god oh god oh god tier?
*wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk*
*wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk*
on November 09, 2016
on November 09, 2016
on November 08, 2016
Are you my homework because i'm not doing you, but i should be
Omg what is wrong with me
Omg what is wrong with me
on August 19, 2018
on November 07, 2016
My body is creating lactic acid through fermentation because you take my breath away
on August 11, 2016
on August 11, 2016
on August 11, 2016
I have a ton!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a nine.... and I'm the one you need
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Can I take your picture so I can prove to my friends that angels exist?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If you were a pill, I'd overdose See More
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but -insert incorrect fact-
And the best one....... I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a nine.... and I'm the one you need
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
Can I take your picture so I can prove to my friends that angels exist?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If you were a pill, I'd overdose See More
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but -insert incorrect fact-
And the best one....... I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness
on August 11, 2016
Do you play D&D? Because you're a natural 20
on August 11, 2016
Dice. Can't roll a natural 20 with stats, unless you roll an 18 and have a race with +2 to the stat
on August 11, 2016
on August 11, 2016
on August 11, 2016
Are those spacepants? Because your butt is out of this world! (Sorry not sorry)
on August 11, 2016
nova: you are my yuki[happyness] also did you know yuki has a you and i
on August 11, 2016
Guess what I have? 20 ranks in seduction
on August 11, 2016
on August 11, 2016
ARE YOU A POTATO? because, well.. uh... SO AM I!!!
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
Are you made of copper and tellutium? Cause your CuTe
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
Are you lighting because your struck me hard
( I Failed )
( I Failed )
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016