PICKUP LINES
wow i cant flirt hElp me \(ʘ‿ʘ✿)/ also can i have your phone number i lost mine (ﾉ･_-)☆
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Me: I like your shoes
Them: Oki thx *walks away*
Me: they want the dicc-
Them: Oki thx *walks away*
Me: they want the dicc-
on August 21, 2018
If you jingle my bells, youll have a white christmas
I think I come up with decent original ones but these are just amazing.
Even if you didn’t come up with dem
Even if you didn’t come up with dem
on August 20, 2018
on August 20, 2018
Fucc me if I' m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
on August 20, 2018
Friend: that test was really hard.
Me: you know what else is hard? *eye wiggle*
Friend: Homework?
Me: no
Friend: Getting up in the morning?
Me: no
Friend: the dicc- damn it.
Me: you know what else is hard? *eye wiggle*
Friend: Homework?
Me: no
Friend: Getting up in the morning?
Me: no
Friend: the dicc- damn it.
on August 20, 2018
I lost my virginity...
Can I have urs?
*eye wiggle activated*
Can I have urs?
*eye wiggle activated*
i used to be the same way but then i started turning some of the things i said into stories and i havent written many stories after that
on August 20, 2018
on August 20, 2018
*knock knock knock knock*
Do u wanna go out and fucc?
We can play and sex games you wannntt,
I’m freaking hoorny.
Why are you running awaayyy?
(Do u wanna build a snowman tune ?)
Do u wanna go out and fucc?
We can play and sex games you wannntt,
I’m freaking hoorny.
Why are you running awaayyy?
(Do u wanna build a snowman tune ?)
on August 20, 2018
on August 20, 2018
I think you're crazy. I'm crazy. Let's go out and fucc.
on August 20, 2018
Me:How do you spell me?
Someone: alright M-E
Me: You forgot the D
Someone: there is no ‘D’ in ‘me’
Me: not yet.
*LENNY FACE INTENSIFIED *
Someone: alright M-E
Me: You forgot the D
Someone: there is no ‘D’ in ‘me’
Me: not yet.
*LENNY FACE INTENSIFIED *
lol i got it from a friend named emmy and she said she got it from aphmau and i was like omg XD
her and auphmau XP
her and auphmau XP
on August 20, 2018
on August 20, 2018
Ya wanna see how big my dick is?
on August 20, 2018
Roses are red
Violets are called violets even tho they look blue.
What dumbass Called them violet?
Oh shit this is supposed to rhyme....
I’m gonna go to bed.
Guess what?
It’s you.
Violets are called violets even tho they look blue.
What dumbass Called them violet?
Oh shit this is supposed to rhyme....
I’m gonna go to bed.
Guess what?
It’s you.
on August 20, 2018
Hello, I was wondering if you're available to fucc this weekend?
on August 20, 2018
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In my bed
Theres space for two
Violets are blue
In my bed
Theres space for two
on August 20, 2018
Did my mom set you up on a date with me?
No seriously did she? God damn it’s annoying
No seriously did she? God damn it’s annoying
on August 20, 2018
Is your body from mc donalds?
because it’s greasy and fat
; )
because it’s greasy and fat
; )
on August 19, 2018
on August 19, 2018
are you a horse? coz you make my heart race!
on August 19, 2018
on August 19, 2018
are you a banana? Because i find you a-peeling...
(yes i stole it from somewhere)
(yes i stole it from somewhere)
on August 19, 2018
on August 19, 2018
I wish you were a TV so I could...
Turn you on.
(Lenny face intensified)
Turn you on.
(Lenny face intensified)
You can loose your remote in the folds of my couch anytime
(Lenny face shakes more than shakira's hips)
(Lenny face shakes more than shakira's hips)
on August 19, 2018
on August 19, 2018