Riddles!
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Two men walk in a bar
One man orders H2O
The second man said "I'll have H2O, too"
The second man dies.....what happened
Two men walk in a bar
One man orders H2O
The second man said "I'll have H2O, too"
The second man dies.....what happened
on June 26, 2015
What mouse walks on two legs
on June 26, 2015
If you have me, you want to share me
If you share me, you haven't got me
What am I?
If you share me, you haven't got me
What am I?
on June 26, 2015
A man pushes a car into a hotel
He pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away
What was he doing?
He pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away
What was he doing?
on June 26, 2015
John owned a pear tree. Everyone raved about how good the fruit was. So the local grocery store called and asked if they could buy some. John thought about it. He knew that the tree had eight branches, and each branch had five sticks. Each stick had four twigs, and each twig bore one piece of fruit.
How many plums was the farmer able to deliver?
How many plums was the farmer able to deliver?
on April 07, 2015
@Gameguy255 @Wolvesareawesomelol
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Yes! You win a trip to The Amazing Theme Park Of Vomit! (Includes detailed displays of vomit, fossilized vomit, pictures of people vomiting, and a Vomit Contest! Call now to get a free annual pass!)
on April 07, 2015
on April 07, 2015
A man is found dead in a phone booth in a pool of blood. The glass on either end of the phone booth is broken and the phone is hanging. Just outside of the phone booth is a bucket and a stick.
What happened?
What happened?
on April 07, 2015
on April 07, 2015
Smell me, buy me, deliver me.
I will not change.
What am I?
I will not change.
What am I?
on April 07, 2015
There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock.
LOL I BET NO ONE CAN GET THIS CORRECT
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock.
LOL I BET NO ONE CAN GET THIS CORRECT
A eunuch who did not see well saw a bat perched on a reed and threw a pumice stone at him which missed.
:3
:3
on April 07, 2015
on April 07, 2015
A man was sitting in his living room when he heard a crash. He turned around and saw that someone had thrown a brick through his window. He looked out the window and saw a boy running away, and he guessed that the boy was one of the Crimson triplets in the neighborhood. Their names were Paul, Mark, and Joe.
The next day, the man got a note that said "? Crimson. He broke your window."
The man immediately knew who to interrogate.
How? And who broke his window?
:3
The next day, the man got a note that said "? Crimson. He broke your window."
The man immediately knew who to interrogate.
How? And who broke his window?
:3
@Markimoo is correct :D
@Ella_swan is correct with the person but not with her explanation :)
@Ella_swan is correct with the person but not with her explanation :)
on April 07, 2015
was it mark? and i'm still figuring out how he did it. oh wait i know but i think i will just message you it so no one gets any ideas
on April 07, 2015
on April 07, 2015
on February 02, 2015
Where does the 13th man come from?
on February 02, 2015
A blue house is made of blue bricks, a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, a red house is made of red bricks, an orange house is made of orange bricks. What would the green house be made of?
on February 02, 2015
on February 02, 2015
on February 02, 2015
I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?
on February 02, 2015
What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
on February 01, 2015
Take one out, and scratch my head. I am now black, but once was red. What am I?
on February 01, 2015
on February 01, 2015
on February 01, 2015
What Is The Longest Word In The Dictionary?
on February 01, 2015
What is so fragile that if you say its name it breaks
on February 01, 2015
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
on February 01, 2015
on February 01, 2015
It was actually poison ?