Dark Humor
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I guess you could say Abraham Lincoln was killed at the drop of a hat
on February 16, 2019
on March 10, 2016
Mom: This needs to be a little wider..
Stepdad: That's what she said.
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Mom: I was hoping this would be a little bigger..
Stepdad: That's what she said.
(Actual event)
Stepdad: That's what she said.
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Mom: I was hoping this would be a little bigger..
Stepdad: That's what she said.
(Actual event)
on March 10, 2016
A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window. The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The little girl who was riding with her father yelled, "Daddy! Ew, what was that? I'm scared." Her father said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug." See More His daughter said, "Wow, that bug really had a huge d**k!"
on March 10, 2016
on March 09, 2016
Don't Be Racist!
Be Like Mario
He's an Italian Plumber
Created by Japanese people
And looks like a Mexican
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Who jumps like a African American
And collects coins like a Jew
Be Like Mario
He's an Italian Plumber
Created by Japanese people
And looks like a Mexican
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Who jumps like a African American
And collects coins like a Jew
on March 09, 2016
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
on March 09, 2016
What does a train say on its way to achiewitz? (Cannot spell to even save a life)
JEW JEEEEEEW
JEW JEEEEEEW
on March 09, 2016
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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It depends how hard yiu can throw
on March 09, 2016
on March 09, 2016
Dark humor is like food....not everyone gets it
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I'm sorry this actually kinda hurt to type it
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I'm sorry this actually kinda hurt to type it
on March 09, 2016
The butcher backed up into a grinder and got a little behind in his work
on March 09, 2016
what's black, white and red all over? (not a news paper)
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a skunk in a blender
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a skunk in a blender
on March 09, 2016
what does hitler hate to drink? (does this classify as dark humor?)
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juice (Jew-ce)
on March 09, 2016
What's burnt and bubbly and scratching on glass?
A toddler in the oven
A toddler in the oven
"I'm quite fuhrerious at the sight of that joke... at least I can use an oven properly!" -Hitler
"Sorry for the horrible Nazi jokes" ~Ty.
"Sorry for the horrible Nazi jokes" ~Ty.
on March 09, 2016
on March 09, 2016
A priest, A rapist, and a pedophile walked into a bar. He sat down and ordered a drink.
on March 09, 2016
Nepeta walked into a club-
i am so sorry
i am so sorry
on March 08, 2016
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "No Bell" prize.
He won the "No Bell" prize.
on July 19, 2014
on July 19, 2014
what is black, smells bad, and has seven t*ts?
The bags outside the breast cancer ward.
( a peace of me d*es very time I use this one)
The bags outside the breast cancer ward.
( a peace of me d*es very time I use this one)
on July 19, 2014