Misheard Lyrics

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What I hear: Lonk dry, end in burning flames of parasites!

Real: Long drive, end in burning flames or paradise!

XDD
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on January 31, 2015
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The Truth Is...

Real: Bad in bed, you suck at giving head.
Me: Badly head, you have nits in your bed.
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song:taylor swift blank space/what it really says: all the stomach lovers
what I heard: come all you starbucks lovers....X3
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The_Weird_Fangirl_Of_DeathNote
see I ALWAYS think it ether says starbucks! or stomach!
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gothicskittlescupcake
@JasmineTheFox
The first time I heard that song, I actually did think it said stomach lovers
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Your_Average_Fangirl
@gothicskittleskitty my post was in their video too but I always thought it was secret Asian man so yeah.
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gothicskittlescupcake
Oh...
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on January 31, 2015
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Really: how could I be so blind
What I heard: now could I be so find
From Annabel by Alesana
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song:im so fancy:untill we departed!
what I heard: until im retarded!
(NO OFFENCE TO MENTLLY CHALLENGED PEEPS!!!)
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Song: The nightmare has just begun
I heard: The night has just begun
Btw its from monster. I love dat song so much X3
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In Alone With Me by Cher Lloyd, I thought it said, "We can be jolly with a card if we found it."

I was like O_o so I googled the lyrics and it actually says, "We can be the Bonnie and the Clyde of a new day."
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In Overrated, I thought Mika said, "Free the veins." but what he actually said was, "Free my pain."

A bit weird. xD
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What the song says: I'm begging you for mercy
What I heard: I'm begging you for bird seed XD
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XD XD XD
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XDDDD
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Why the song said: you're my clarity
What my friend heard: you're my Rarity
And she was like, "OMG! THY TALKING ABOUT MLP!!"
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What the song said: There's a lot of pretty girls in this city...
What my friend heard: There's a lot of pretty cars in the city...
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Frostgoddess
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XD
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What the song said: It's too late to apologize...
What I heard: It's too late to call the judge...
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My mom though when she first heard black widow by Iggy

actually said : Like a black widow baby
What my mom heard : Like a black little baby
XDDDDDDD I had to correct her sooooo many times!!!!!
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XxSad_Little_LionxX
@Lovelyperson AWESOME!!!!!!! XD
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XxSad_Little_LionxX
XD I know it made me laugh so much!!!!!!XDDDD
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Alcor_The_Dreambender
Lol, wow!
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If you ever hear Caramelldansen, the chorus lyrics will sound like:

Dance on your balls,
Cat f*cking a handbag,
Yours tell me yours,
A walrus tickle dance band,
It's no lie,
Lisa in the crowd saying, See More
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Your_Average_Fangirl
XD IM DIYING!!!!! XD
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Secret agent man:
What others hear: secret..AGENT MAN!
What I hear: secret..ASIAN MAN!
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Lol
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Look up the Taylor Swift and One Direction caption fails...so awesome...
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on January 30, 2015
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Just look up Numa Numa misheard lyrics...it's hilarious...
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Kanya888
One of the only two videos that made me laugh so hard I cried...the other one was people reacting to the Farting Preacher...
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Under A Paper Moon by All Time Low.

I heard - 'Me and Joe'.
The actual lyric - 'Me and you'.
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McDermottsAngel
Haha ?
on January 29, 2015
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swageyamatobiyolo
I had to! ?
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McDermottsAngel
I knew you were going to post that. ?
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My mum thought that one line from a song was "then he blows his nosey" when it accutaly was "and all the children bogy."
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When I was younger, I used to think that a line from That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings said, "Make you your tea." but it actually said, "It's a difficulty." xD
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