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Dave didn't intentionally bend his knees so much but it was too late to correct his stance after karkat had pointed it out as an insult to his height yet again. When karkat had told him he wasn't an idiot he was expecting to get a nice lift up before hearing the rest of it all which just made Dave feel worse, as if he was pushed so deep underwater where his lungs would start to collapse, slowly crushing him from the inside until there was no more air left to rely on. Dave slowly put his arms ...
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A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window. The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The little girl who was riding with her father yelled, "Daddy! Ew, what was that? I'm scared." Her father said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug." See More
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omfg that poor father must be horrified about his daughter's knowledge. XDDD
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Oh my Din. XDXD Im laughing so frikin hard. XD
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wAIT.
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FOUR SWORDS PLUS (I had to, sorry. DX)
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I am LoZ trash.
That's all I am. XD
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Pfffft its okay. All and any loz trash is welcome
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So apparently its tradition to block people after you follow them for no apparent reason right? Lmao I've only been back for three days and I already have enemies.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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What does a train say on its way to achiewitz? (Cannot spell to even save a life)

JEW JEEEEEEW
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THE AUS OF KARKAT VANTAS

Fuchsia Karkat = Fuchsia Karkat is extremely gaudy and a fashionista (but not as much as Kanaya). He loves his bling and he is never caught without it. Though He is extremely demanding and a bit bossy and stingy he secretly cares about his friends. He's not afraid of his blood color and likes to show it off as much as possible. He sometimes wears the most rediculous get up and defends it by saying "Its high fashion". The only time he makes fish puns See More
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The movement helped warm the him up more, allowing him to sleep more comfortably. the two slept for what seemed like hours, Karkat sprawled across Dave as he merely held the troll close. He shifted himself a few timed during the nap, causing him to have his face buried into Daves neck, his soft breathes sweeping across his skin, flowing over and gently brushing at him, making his hair flutter slightly. His arms where wrapped around him still, only this time his fingers where digging into the ...
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A priest, A rapist, and a pedophile walked into a bar. He sat down and ordered a drink.
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Nepeta walked into a club-

i am so sorry
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:o)
my fave one
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I'm going to update images for everything asap

I just have to wait for my ipad to come back because the screen is getting fixed. Ughhhh too much waiting.
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