Walter has stopped coming around and I was fired from Applebee’s. I want to die.
on September 23, 2019
I miss Walter. He was my favorite customer. He always came in and asked for grapes, so I gave him lemonade. He didn't notice the difference.
on September 01, 2019
Since Chic-Fil-A closes on Sunday to worship the lord, Applebee’s has decided to only be open on Sunday to worship the devil
on August 27, 2019
We're closing early today :/ sorry. We've been running on the street because someone lit our restaurant on fire
on August 25, 2019
My restaurant is taking off
on August 25, 2019
Hi can I have some bees to swallow?
on August 25, 2019
Yeah um I’d like a tall glass of gay
on August 25, 2019
