guys my type pattern has been broken this is insane (it literally hasn’t, it is yet another european musician who wears big sweaters and listens to nerd music) (the only difference is that this time they’re a singer and not a bassist or guitarist)
kafka
my rizz with europeans needs to be studied. over the past year or so i have pulled people from england, czechia, the netherlands, russia, poland, spain, and ukraine. i have never left america. i think that i have not touched an american man since like 2021. the only american who wasn’t a woman that i’ve had anything with since then was this one person for like See More three weeks my freshman year of college
on May 29, 2023
on May 29, 2023
j starting talking 2 this person and it started as a joke (one of my best friends is in a band w them and we matched on tinder) but lowkey i kinda like them and we’re flirting unironically now
on May 29, 2023
chicago music scene is crazy tbh i miss it sm
the trailer my family is trying to sell has people interested so hopefully i’ll be able to go back soon so i can get some stuff done w my band:)
on May 29, 2023
on May 29, 2023
two weeks ago i was thriving in a high rise in the city and now i j rolled over in bed and came face to face with a raccoon through my window. hate ohio need to go back 2 chi
on May 27, 2023
tmi Ooops my period was almost a week late and my mom was starting to think i was pregnant or something (literally haven’t touched a man like that since like january)
on May 27, 2023
i Hate people who act like cuntts j bc they’re morally better than me Ok so i guess you don’t smoke weed and you’ve never told anyone to kill themself cool do u want a sticker or smth
on May 27, 2023
why is it that me as a woman w bpd attract specifically other women, narcissistic evil men, and this one specific genre of weird men who like math rock and play rhythm section instruments
on May 26, 2023
butterfly effect wild i
ur telling me if i did not miss my train to go home i wouldn’t have taken my production course
ur telling me if i did not miss my train to go home i wouldn’t have taken my production course
basically: missed my train —> the former friend that made me miss the train gave me drugs as an apology for missing said train —> one night i took said drugs, underestimated their potency, ended up passing out and when i woke up the next morning (still high) my parents were calling to tell me a family member died —> went on a walk w my friend (who was gonna help See More me produce) to distract myself —> ended up cuddling w him for three hours and confessing interest in one another —> quickly we realized that there’s no way we’re gonna be able to get anything done bc we can’t keep our hands to ourselves apparently—> had to learn to do it my damn self —> took production course
on May 26, 2023
on May 26, 2023
monthly reminder (as of this month) that i didn’t fake my death and anyone who who says i did r cuntts who don’t know a thing ab suicidal tendencies and psychotic behavior ?
on May 26, 2023
geordie greep posted some sad goodbye message thing and this better not mean black midi is breaking up i can not handle that rn
on May 26, 2023
qfeast summer 2022 was prime tbh i stole a bunch of peoples passwords by pretending to be the qfeast team and saying their account was encrypted and their personal information was in danger and then i think the same night the foot edit was posted and i laughed so hard i almost threw up
on May 25, 2023
i keep seein the “dutch is an unserious language geef me een klap papa” thing in tiktok slideshows and it’s so real. also gloves are handschoenen and bra is bustehouder and rhinoceros is neushoorn its like german and english got put in a blender with some 90 proof alcohol
on May 25, 2023
horrid allergies rn (it’s not allergies im in a house that reeks of mold and dog pee and i can’t breathe.)
on May 25, 2023
something crazy: haven’t had any sort of serious romantic anything w an american man since like 2018
on May 25, 2023
several months ago i had a dream where i ate pancakes at ihop and for whatever reason the onceler from the lorax was making and serving them and they were like the best pancakes ever and i said “i’m gonna thneed some more of those”
on May 25, 2023