just realized ‘buying chickens’ translates to kippen kopen and i’m so gonna make that a username somewhere i love it
on November 04, 2022
am i a terrible person or is telling ppl to kts literally the highest form of comedy even tho once i told a baby kink mf to khs n she threatened to call the cops on me
honestly if people are sensitive enough to kts after being told to on the internet, they shouldn't be on the internet
go ham imo
go ham imo
on November 03, 2022
tbh uts only illegal if they carry thru and if she did??? worth it tbh i think anyone who sexualized literally babies should die a painful death!!!
on November 03, 2022
on November 03, 2022
“wahh boo hoo nobody loves me and i will never be in a loving relationship” the lyricist writes (she is currently writing this while lying in bed with her producer who just got done telling her how she deserves to be loved, texting the girl who she gave her sweater to, wearing a sweater she got off some kid who she met while he was here for study abroad, with six missed calls from the guy she got high and watched regular show with)
on October 30, 2022
on October 30, 2022
lately in da brewea life
-on sunday a lot of things happened??? was having a weird manic episode, invited my friend over to chill in da sex dungeon. started off as kind of a vent session bc he was upset but we ended up kissing
-got high on monday night but currently taking a t break until my distillate gets here. gonna make some edibles n prob sell them
-on chewwsday we uhhhhh idfk tuesday’s don’t exist for me tbh i probably drank coffee and walked around town
-on wednesday See More i had 1 class and me n The Guy walked through town together we went to the park and we held hands and shit and then we got coffee n went back to his place and cuddled while listening to music it was nice
-thursday i had 2 classes and i left the first one ten minutes early bc i started getting cramps and i thought my (extremely irregular) period started again but it hadn’t
-went to my other writing class, ended up going home w The Guy. we chilled for a few hours
-friday was t real idk what happened today. was expecting my wax all day and i literally got all of my mail today except the wax and a poster i want. the worst part is the fact that it’s probably here rn but not in my mailbox???
-on sunday a lot of things happened??? was having a weird manic episode, invited my friend over to chill in da sex dungeon. started off as kind of a vent session bc he was upset but we ended up kissing
-got high on monday night but currently taking a t break until my distillate gets here. gonna make some edibles n prob sell them
-on chewwsday we uhhhhh idfk tuesday’s don’t exist for me tbh i probably drank coffee and walked around town
-on wednesday See More i had 1 class and me n The Guy walked through town together we went to the park and we held hands and shit and then we got coffee n went back to his place and cuddled while listening to music it was nice
-thursday i had 2 classes and i left the first one ten minutes early bc i started getting cramps and i thought my (extremely irregular) period started again but it hadn’t
-went to my other writing class, ended up going home w The Guy. we chilled for a few hours
-friday was t real idk what happened today. was expecting my wax all day and i literally got all of my mail today except the wax and a poster i want. the worst part is the fact that it’s probably here rn but not in my mailbox???
on October 29, 2022
on that note smoorverliefd fuckking SLAPS smth about the desperate whiny sounding vocals
forever grateful 2 my buddy mar for showing me this band doe maars baller especially w some weed
on October 26, 2022
on October 26, 2022
manic pixie dream girl shit i do tbh
-every man i have a thing with is this very specific genre of sad music boy (however with women i like most of them)
-sitting in coffee shops and writing poetry
-the fact that i bought a ladder to climb into the ceiling in my dorm room and set up a whole smoke spot up there
-big into victorian flower language
-recently got into niche nederpop group doe maar
-literally the way i treat any and all people i fw See More
-i drink tea made of flowers before bed every night
-live in bookstores and cute parks
-feedin squirrels n pigeons (also fuckking grabbing the pigeons)
-every man i have a thing with is this very specific genre of sad music boy (however with women i like most of them)
-sitting in coffee shops and writing poetry
-the fact that i bought a ladder to climb into the ceiling in my dorm room and set up a whole smoke spot up there
-big into victorian flower language
-recently got into niche nederpop group doe maar
-literally the way i treat any and all people i fw See More
-i drink tea made of flowers before bed every night
-live in bookstores and cute parks
-feedin squirrels n pigeons (also fuckking grabbing the pigeons)
on October 26, 2022
me and my friends got really fuvkkibg high and listened to radiohead in the study room
on October 25, 2022
life update ive been having a manic episode since friday, college is nuts, i kissed someone today, and idk what’s happening
on October 24, 2022
high society is supposed to be terrible tbh, they are disgusting teenage boys.
on October 19, 2022
ruining high society for everyone…
zee is uncircumcised
mitch cannot go bald because his head is covered in these weird moles that kinda bulge out. he should probably get that checked out it might be skin cancer and he could die
d-ray and rex regularly engage in intense bdsm sex as well as piss play (up to 3 times daily)
mitch once put his penis in his car muffler
rex often masturbates to furry porn
sometimes the boys take part in circle jerks. during these zee likes to fantasize See More that he is actually having sex with d-ray. he wins soggy biscuit every time with this method…
d-ray once smoked three cigarettes at once.
zee is uncircumcised
mitch cannot go bald because his head is covered in these weird moles that kinda bulge out. he should probably get that checked out it might be skin cancer and he could die
d-ray and rex regularly engage in intense bdsm sex as well as piss play (up to 3 times daily)
mitch once put his penis in his car muffler
rex often masturbates to furry porn
sometimes the boys take part in circle jerks. during these zee likes to fantasize See More that he is actually having sex with d-ray. he wins soggy biscuit every time with this method…
d-ray once smoked three cigarettes at once.
on October 19, 2022
thinkin ab how this one chick literally got mad at me for losing weight LMAOOO
she was so pressed for NO REASON like… sorry i like to exercise sometimes?? also wait til she sees me now ive lost sm from living in chi
on October 14, 2022
on October 14, 2022
me and the guy worked things out im not mad ab him seeing other ppl j him abandoning me lol
on October 14, 2022