geordie greep posted some sad goodbye message thing and this better not mean black midi is breaking up i can not handle that rn
identikit
this better be a fuccking joke.
on May 26, 2023
on May 26, 2023
qfeast summer 2022 was prime tbh i stole a bunch of peoples passwords by pretending to be the qfeast team and saying their account was encrypted and their personal information was in danger and then i think the same night the foot edit was posted and i laughed so hard i almost threw up
on May 25, 2023
i keep seein the “dutch is an unserious language geef me een klap papa” thing in tiktok slideshows and it’s so real. also gloves are handschoenen and bra is bustehouder and rhinoceros is neushoorn its like german and english got put in a blender with some 90 proof alcohol
on May 25, 2023
horrid allergies rn (it’s not allergies im in a house that reeks of mold and dog pee and i can’t breathe.)
on May 25, 2023
something crazy: haven’t had any sort of serious romantic anything w an american man since like 2018
on May 25, 2023
several months ago i had a dream where i ate pancakes at ihop and for whatever reason the onceler from the lorax was making and serving them and they were like the best pancakes ever and i said “i’m gonna thneed some more of those”
on May 25, 2023
some more
-imaginary
-when everyone was obsessed with black butler for some reason
-also everyone was goin bonkers for sonic back in the day
-“stealing” people’s copy-paste middle finger text art and then losing their shit over it
-kayla
-roger See More
-anthony (?) they were here in like 2017 i think
-the boob war
-those things people would post on their profiles that were like “3+ LIKES FOR…” and they’d be a bunch of questions about themselves
-chicken bawls °|°
-elephant penis trunk
-snakeninja (i think that was his username??? bro was kinda weird sometimes and not in a cool way)
-the matlen situation
-imaginary
-when everyone was obsessed with black butler for some reason
-also everyone was goin bonkers for sonic back in the day
-“stealing” people’s copy-paste middle finger text art and then losing their shit over it
-kayla
-roger See More
-anthony (?) they were here in like 2017 i think
-the boob war
-those things people would post on their profiles that were like “3+ LIKES FOR…” and they’d be a bunch of questions about themselves
-chicken bawls °|°
-elephant penis trunk
-snakeninja (i think that was his username??? bro was kinda weird sometimes and not in a cool way)
-the matlen situation
on May 27, 2023
What happened with Matlen ? i only remember her cause she had a crush on me but then she disappeared & lowkey i feel bad that i rejected her like dat ?
on May 27, 2023
I remember one time Snakeninja straight up just stole the lyrics of Qwerty by Mushroomhead and tried to pretend he wrote it.
on May 25, 2023
on May 25, 2023
some random songs i really like
-i think i’m gonna kill myself (elton john)
-wasteland, baby (hozier)
-arguments with your lover (mustard service)
-say yes (elliott smith)
-ketchum, id (boygenius)
-reel around the fountain (the smiths) See More
-a pearl (mitski)
-twilight (elliott smith)
-this is not here (the field nice)
-clay pigeons (michael cera)
-everything reminds me of her (elliott smith)
-sober to death (car seat headrest)
-tire swing (kimya dawson)
-love in the time of socialism (yellow house)
-oh my oh me both parts (mustard service)
-like real people do (hozier)
-get fuckked (mustard service)
-emily, i’m sorry (boygenius)
-there is a light that never goes out (the smiths)
-fake plastic trees (radiohead)
-unkind (the sugargliders)
-concorde (black country new road)
-kyoto (phoebe bridgers)
-eat men eat (black midi)
-dansen met alice (doe maar)
-i think i’m gonna kill myself (elton john)
-wasteland, baby (hozier)
-arguments with your lover (mustard service)
-say yes (elliott smith)
-ketchum, id (boygenius)
-reel around the fountain (the smiths) See More
-a pearl (mitski)
-twilight (elliott smith)
-this is not here (the field nice)
-clay pigeons (michael cera)
-everything reminds me of her (elliott smith)
-sober to death (car seat headrest)
-tire swing (kimya dawson)
-love in the time of socialism (yellow house)
-oh my oh me both parts (mustard service)
-like real people do (hozier)
-get fuckked (mustard service)
-emily, i’m sorry (boygenius)
-there is a light that never goes out (the smiths)
-fake plastic trees (radiohead)
-unkind (the sugargliders)
-concorde (black country new road)
-kyoto (phoebe bridgers)
-eat men eat (black midi)
-dansen met alice (doe maar)
on May 25, 2023
new challenge; brew takes a shot of straight acetone every day until either she goes back to chicago or dies (whichever comes first i hate ohio)
on May 25, 2023
took a hit from my parents joint shit tasted like straight vinegar and was like 75% paper
on May 25, 2023
jesus. tina turner and andy rourke in the same week. bad week for good music ig
on May 24, 2023
horrible decisions today (do not smoke while pressing flowers i coughed and there are now dried forget me melts all over my carpet)
on May 23, 2023
nobody talks about owen which is insane bc he was arguably worse than kiro
owen sexually harassed me continually from like 2017-late 2018. i was 13-15 at the time and owen was supposedly 17-19, though his facebook profile actually suggested that he was in his mid 20s at the time. also after i finally blocked him my friends and i made a bait acc of a 11 year old girl who owen, knowing she was 11, made sexual advances on.
on May 23, 2023
on May 23, 2023
-marvavu
-cabbage
-ayako’s hamster
-christmas gore raid circa 2017(?)
-naked elton john day
-emo day
-titanthehedghe See More
-owen “omerrustimegod”
-cabbage
-ayako’s hamster
-christmas gore raid circa 2017(?)
-naked elton john day
-emo day
-titanthehedghe See More
-owen “omerrustimegod”
on May 23, 2023
allergies horrid in ohio. literally choking. my lungs are burning. i can not even enjoy a smoke
upon reconsideration i don’t think it’s allergies or a sickness. not allergies bc when i get allergies my eyes just water and i have a runny nose, not my lungs and throat hurting. my parents and sister have it too. nobody else we’re regularly around have it so i don’t think it’s a sickness. they were coughing and stuff even when they visited me both times in See More chicago. i was around them and i didn’t get “sick” until i got home.
my mom is a borderline hoarder. animals included. we have three dogs. our border collie pees everywhere (he’s un-trained and also has a medical thing that my parents won’t address) and this lead our cat to start peeing everywhere and instead of actually cleaning my mom j dries it with a towel. i genuinely think we are getting sick from breathing pee fumes.
my mom is a borderline hoarder. animals included. we have three dogs. our border collie pees everywhere (he’s un-trained and also has a medical thing that my parents won’t address) and this lead our cat to start peeing everywhere and instead of actually cleaning my mom j dries it with a towel. i genuinely think we are getting sick from breathing pee fumes.
on May 22, 2023
on May 22, 2023