hmltd twitter acc posted a pic of shank literally getting stepped on captioned “i now go by SPANK” what happened that lead up to this
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on May 14, 2023
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i have a picture of my friend extremely high and disoriented and it’s like a meme in my family now
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on May 14, 2023
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college is insane bc there’s like grown ass people and also people who act like actual children
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my former roommates were the actual children type and living with them was Hell i remember once i had a dude over and we were lying in bed (fully clothed, literally just cuddling) and one of the roommates slammed my door shut and later she was like “seeing ur feet in bed made me uncomfortable” bro we were CUDDLING
on May 13, 2023
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on May 13, 2023
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omg should i get one of those old fashioned tobacco pipes like sherlock holmes
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on May 13, 2023
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today is a Mess i’m playing 2 shows (3 if i have time but idk) and i gotta see my girl before she leaves and i also gotta bang it out on the keys for class wtf
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on May 12, 2023
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ok i ate that college final ik think
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on May 12, 2023
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smith shirt saturday (it’s actually friday and i took this monday night)
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on May 12, 2023
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we out playin shows today
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on May 12, 2023
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y’all i played a show last night wearing clothes w a low neckline and my sax strap chafed my neck so bad and today i walked around in a bralette w an unbuttoned shirt w my whole chest OUT and it looks like i have huge hickeys
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however the hawaiian shirt/septum piercing combo is basically the same as wearing a pride flag as a cape and a really pretty girl said im pretty + asked for my insta ??
on May 12, 2023
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on May 12, 2023
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tw//

ive been rewatching tuca and bertie again. literally one of the best shows of all time i think. for a show about animated bird people it’s so incredibly realistic specifically in how it handles bertie’s backstory. i had an extremely similar experience with a coach when i was in high school and you have absolutely no idea how comforting it is to see a character responding to their trauma in a similar way to you. also the whole bit where bertie tries to talk to her friends See More
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it destroys me even more than bojack just because it’s SO relatable. if someone told me bertie was based on me i’d believe them.
on May 12, 2023
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they could not have picked a worse font literally thought that said anus
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on May 12, 2023
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PRO TIP FOR FELLOW AUDIO PPL: go on r/sounding they have super cool plug ins you can download
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they have d!cks w/ rods in them, i aint dumb
on May 12, 2023
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on May 12, 2023
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they won’t let me name the band masturhaters dhmu
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on May 11, 2023
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i pulled up to the coffee place boofed as fuckk and my barista did a ?at me goobye
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blitzed up
on May 11, 2023
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brong word oh my god not boof
on May 11, 2023
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on May 11, 2023
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we waking and baking today
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on May 11, 2023
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people who think that gettin with a musician = song about them r so funny to me. as a musician writing songs is fuckking hard. most of my songs are about my own misery anyways
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on May 11, 2023
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currently in my ‘distancing myself from all of my friends, lovers, and in betweens’ era bc i’m convinced they all can’t stand me and i am a leech
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on May 10, 2023
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like sophomore year i was in a musical and for whatever reason we were comparing body types(?) and this girl i hated told me i was a rectangle bc i’m built like a door and that shit ruined my life for the next two years tbh
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on May 09, 2023
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rizz lord (gave her some cool rocks and posted her to say yes)
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on May 08, 2023
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god im so gay
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on May 08, 2023
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