
on April 01, 2016

If penguins are white and turtles are green does that mean worms will eventually become rulers of the moon and will eventualy eat the moon and become catholics?
on April 01, 2016

When life gives you lemons. you say WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME YOUR F*CKING LEMONS!?! YOU THINK I WANT THEM? NO I DON'T! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! WITH LEMONS!!! or you can make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
on April 01, 2016

on April 01, 2016

on April 01, 2016

on March 31, 2016

You can't be an airplane pilot if your name is jack because the co-pliot would say hi jack and everyone would start screaming
on March 31, 2016

anyone here use the useless web?
on March 31, 2016

if you look up my name (Jayce) and go to pictures and it will show you a boss guy with a laser hammer
on March 31, 2016

if u eat cucumbers 3 years a day, you will live longer

on March 31, 2016

o yes that would be me, last night i took a bath in gandalfs blood but we good now @Eeveewarrior
on March 31, 2016
on March 31, 2016