Yourlocalcatperson - Page 18

Not trying to be that person but if my sibling died I prolly wouldn't marry some kid I'd be grieving really hard
But uh y'know you do you boo

I just had the weirdest dream. I was at an abandoned place with a really cute girl working on disappearances. And well this girl who was cute as hell and I we really liked each other. Then we got teleported to a shool, she was some sort of worshipper and uh she wore some sort of thing that I can't remember but it was blue. Then I accidentally hurt her feels and well then I ran after her, bumped into this nerd who was a god. And they matched me and this girl up. Well I then met See More two copies of her who helped me find her and we hugged for a long ass time and then I had to sit down on the bleachers. Sans was there???? Along with papiro???? Anyways I went to sit down by the top and ended up laying in the footspace where I met Error. I was all like ",Oh hey Error." And he was like. "Oh hey," then he looked to me and we talked for a few and then I brought up my girlfriend. And he was like 'oh hey I can predict that shit," so he went on to predict it and started telling "Wtf?? of course I am SUPREME." And then this lady yelled back talking about how he needed to chill tf out and then he threatened with face lasers. All like "I WILL USE THem" the lady was all like "OKAY BET." And then he had like him but his upper half with rainbow lasers????? The woman was pretty much wheezing and then I started laughing and Error was like " ITTS NOT FUNNY," and then I woke up

g'night peoples

I need bean puns asap

"To know death you gotta fuc,k life...... in the gallbladder"

I took a bite out of a ball of cookie dough and got a mouth full of baking soda (´；ω；｀)

Why is my spaghetti hot?

Spaghetti grew legs and is freaking sexy now wtf do I do??

My aunt: Imma stop posting about politics
Also my aunt: SO TRUMP SAID-

My sister turned on her cam and faced it towards me while she was in an online class.
and I so did not just have a small amount of anxiety because of it

The idea of middle schoolers staring and SILENTLY judging me fills me to the brim with anxiety

Officer: Why did you shoot this guy?
Belle Boyd: He was rude to my mum!
Officer: Understandable have a good day

I had a super nerdy idea for a play/show/whatever

y'know what Im gonna do school have fun in here bye

Dummy: F#ck this shit I'm out *floats out*
Toriel: *visible confusion*
Frisk: -_-
Toriel: Let's pretend that never happened.