What do you call a crustacean involved with the mafia?
A mobster.
A mobster.
on January 12, 2021
@SadisticLover since I can't write on your wall
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?
He could feel it in his bones!
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?
He could feel it in his bones!
on January 12, 2021
@Jkoneko Since I cannot post on your wall: I caught someone selling counterfeit spaghetti
He was an impasta
He was an impasta
on January 12, 2021
If you like this Ill post a horrible pun on your wall
like at your own risk
like at your own risk
on January 12, 2021
I just got threatened with Spaghetti for whatever reason
@Masky_Weeb_Fan Actually it was my sibling--
@ToastQueen @SadisticLover Why not both?
@ToastQueen @SadisticLover Why not both?
on January 12, 2021
on January 12, 2021
"Someday your friends will realize your heart is as cold as my butt."
@axel.22 I probably reposted it and forgotten about it but I have no idea but you also could have watched the UT Corruptions highlights. But in truth I have no idea
on January 11, 2021
on January 11, 2021
Yourlocalcatperson added a new chapter to Love Me!!
2. Deal Aquired
"Say what?"
"You heard me,"
Of all the people there were, out of everyone there was she wanted... him? This confused East immensely, he had never even noticed before. But he guessed it explained some of the weird shady shit that had been going on. But he dismissed that as soon as it came to mind, how could she, his best friend possibly...? He thought this was a joke, at any moment she'd laugh and tell him it was all a practical joke. But nope that never came. She stood there, a smile on her... Read Full Chapter
"You heard me,"
Of all the people there were, out of everyone there was she wanted... him? This confused East immensely, he had never even noticed before. But he guessed it explained some of the weird shady shit that had been going on. But he dismissed that as soon as it came to mind, how could she, his best friend possibly...? He thought this was a joke, at any moment she'd laugh and tell him it was all a practical joke. But nope that never came. She stood there, a smile on her... Read Full Chapter
on January 11, 2021
Patch notes: It's no longer possible to try for baby with the Grim Reaper
Person: Why did this need to be fixed?
Random Sim: Heeey Reaaaperrr
Grim Reaper: Oh F#ck it's you again
Person: Why did this need to be fixed?
Random Sim: Heeey Reaaaperrr
Grim Reaper: Oh F#ck it's you again
on January 11, 2021
Me in a nutshell:
*Chaotic screaming* lol lol lol lol XD so funneh haha morbid jokes funny Coffeeeeee, Teaaaaaa, HOT CoCOA Haha Im not funny
LMFAO 69420 FOLKSSS Apostrophe Apostropee dogggg B O N E R Jack x Dave go brrr HAHAHAHHAA I CANT DO ANYTHING!! WTF IS THIS ACCOUNT *unnessicary questoning* F u c k m a n uwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu Why dO yOu MaKe Me HAPpPEy? Do HE lIEk mEh?? GAAAH Uhhhh *Refrigerator noises*
edit: I forgot some stuff so I added them
*Chaotic screaming* lol lol lol lol XD so funneh haha morbid jokes funny Coffeeeeee, Teaaaaaa, HOT CoCOA Haha Im not funny
LMFAO 69420 FOLKSSS Apostrophe Apostropee dogggg B O N E R Jack x Dave go brrr HAHAHAHHAA I CANT DO ANYTHING!! WTF IS THIS ACCOUNT *unnessicary questoning* F u c k m a n uwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu Why dO yOu MaKe Me HAPpPEy? Do HE lIEk mEh?? GAAAH Uhhhh *Refrigerator noises*
edit: I forgot some stuff so I added them
on January 11, 2021