THATS IT
i am no longer trusting my parents to pay the FREAKIN bills because it looks like they forgot to pay the FREAKIN WATER BILLS
i am no longer trusting my parents to pay the FREAKIN bills because it looks like they forgot to pay the FREAKIN WATER BILLS
TylerWay
Wattererrrr
on February 02, 2018
on February 02, 2018
............So I turn the handle to the faucet and no water comes out. what the hell do I do?
That will help I also don't like to shower at the morning because when I turned on the water it was cold so I moved to hot and got even more colder
on February 02, 2018
I wish i listened to my friend, she said to always take showers at night and not in the morning
Yesterday my water was fine!!!
Im just gonna put on a bunch of deodorant and perfume location stuff that i dont know the name of.
Yesterday my water was fine!!!
Im just gonna put on a bunch of deodorant and perfume location stuff that i dont know the name of.
on February 02, 2018
on February 02, 2018
on February 02, 2018
Whos really good and drawing people :3 I needs to know so I cans asks yous tos draws someones.
on February 02, 2018
on February 02, 2018
So I have apple cider vinger in my cup should I drink it straight? Or should I put water in it?
on February 02, 2018
Do it drink it stiahgt I don't care if I spell this comment wrong just doit!!!!!!!!!!!
on February 02, 2018
on February 02, 2018
on February 02, 2018
Anime Girl: *is wearing an oversized hoodie, and pants, sitting on a sofa* *notices ANime Guy is staring at her* Are you okay?? Come sit on the sofa!
Anime Guy: *is being a pervert, and is blushing* Huh!?? I thought it would be able to see this way I MEAN i thought it would be easier for you this way!
Me: THE LIES THAT YOU TELL
Anime Guy: *is being a pervert, and is blushing* Huh!?? I thought it would be able to see this way I MEAN i thought it would be easier for you this way!
Me: THE LIES THAT YOU TELL
on February 02, 2018
So..someone said this really bad joke at school and to make them feel better I said " That joke was so funny I forgot to laugh,"
Would that make you feel better?
Would that make you feel better?
on February 01, 2018
I call this poem Sea
Because I could not occur for sea,
It did kindly occur for me.
Pause to occur, like the sea does.
It does occur, it does sail,
Should it also vary?
Pay attention to the fisherman, See More
The fisherman is the most lonely skilled worker of all.
A fisherman is lone. a fisherman is unfrequented,
A fisherman is solitary, however.
Pay attention to the seashore,
The seashore is the most rocky shore of all.
Now unsmooth is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the seashore is hard.
How happy is the zany fish!
Pause to spawn, like the fish does.
I will consider my coast.
For my coast is wooly because it wants to sail.
Our coast is hairy and muzzy,
It likes to sail, it likes to range.
How happy is the sunken ship!
Pause to launch, like the ship does.
You can launch, you can sink, but can you arrive?
I cannot help but stop and look at tropical mariners.
Do mariners make you shiver?
Do they?
Because I could not vary for sea,
It did kindly vary for me.
Does the sea make you shiver?
Does it?
You can vary, you can occur, but can you sail?
Because I could not occur for sea,
It did kindly occur for me.
Pause to occur, like the sea does.
It does occur, it does sail,
Should it also vary?
Pay attention to the fisherman, See More
The fisherman is the most lonely skilled worker of all.
A fisherman is lone. a fisherman is unfrequented,
A fisherman is solitary, however.
Pay attention to the seashore,
The seashore is the most rocky shore of all.
Now unsmooth is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the seashore is hard.
How happy is the zany fish!
Pause to spawn, like the fish does.
I will consider my coast.
For my coast is wooly because it wants to sail.
Our coast is hairy and muzzy,
It likes to sail, it likes to range.
How happy is the sunken ship!
Pause to launch, like the ship does.
You can launch, you can sink, but can you arrive?
I cannot help but stop and look at tropical mariners.
Do mariners make you shiver?
Do they?
Because I could not vary for sea,
It did kindly vary for me.
Does the sea make you shiver?
Does it?
You can vary, you can occur, but can you sail?
on February 01, 2018
"Skyler Sparkle suspected something was a little off when her popular mother tried to kiss her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans."
Wait what?
Wait what?
on February 01, 2018
TheSkysTheLimit added a new chapter to A Short Story, one unreasonable long one, and a dating profile thing
Kiss of a Vampire trailer
Skyler Sparkle suspected something was a little off when her popular mother tried to kiss her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly noble vampire, Sasuke Ucicicic, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Sasuke proved to be understanding and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with dancing. Skyler soon learned that Sasuke had taken an oath never to bite a human being.... Read Full Chapter
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly noble vampire, Sasuke Ucicicic, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Sasuke proved to be understanding and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with dancing. Skyler soon learned that Sasuke had taken an oath never to bite a human being.... Read Full Chapter
on February 01, 2018
Remember that article you read about beer?
Everyone saying it’s true...
Everyone saying it’s true...
on February 01, 2018
TheSkysTheLimit added a new chapter to A Short Story, one unreasonable long one, and a dating profile thing
Oh dear its getting more random
"Mm. Sunset."
Skyler lifted her head at Cloud's words to behold the dying sun's salmon radiance. "How beautiful."
After a moment of silence, he took Skyler's hands in his and said quietly and seriously, "Skyler... you are the only one who has ever meant so much to me. Without you... Without you, I would be the sea without the moon -- the moon without the sun -- I would be... lost."
"Cloud," she breathed in response. "You are special to me too. You are my moon and stars."
"Skyler, I...... Read Full Chapter
Skyler lifted her head at Cloud's words to behold the dying sun's salmon radiance. "How beautiful."
After a moment of silence, he took Skyler's hands in his and said quietly and seriously, "Skyler... you are the only one who has ever meant so much to me. Without you... Without you, I would be the sea without the moon -- the moon without the sun -- I would be... lost."
"Cloud," she breathed in response. "You are special to me too. You are my moon and stars."
"Skyler, I...... Read Full Chapter
on February 01, 2018
TheSkysTheLimit added a new chapter to A Short Story, one unreasonable long one, and a dating profile thing
More Random
"Do you really?" she piped hopefully.
He was never good enough. Unable to forget that someone. Not only that, he was a freak. And yet still Skyler looked at him with such adoration. He was undeserving. "Yes," he muttered. "I like spending time with you." She beamed such a happy smile at him that he couldn't help but look away. "I admit it, all right? ... I hate it when you're sad."
Skyler slipped her fingers into his curled hand and whispered, "I'm not so sad. I wish I could make you less... Read Full Chapter
He was never good enough. Unable to forget that someone. Not only that, he was a freak. And yet still Skyler looked at him with such adoration. He was undeserving. "Yes," he muttered. "I like spending time with you." She beamed such a happy smile at him that he couldn't help but look away. "I admit it, all right? ... I hate it when you're sad."
Skyler slipped her fingers into his curled hand and whispered, "I'm not so sad. I wish I could make you less... Read Full Chapter
on February 01, 2018
TheSkysTheLimit added a new chapter to A Short Story, one unreasonable long one, and a dating profile thing
Random
Skyler, a seraphic lady in the full bloom of youth, stood alone on the beach, gazing over the sapphire water with her caring cobalt depths. Her ebony hair danced lightly in the ocean breeze, tickling against one cheek as she smiled to herself with anticipation, resting her cheek on one hand as she traced a finger along her silver necklace. She wore a fair crisp blouse and a simple alabaster loincloth covered her. Her strands flowed in a pitch-dark torrent past her shoulders, complementing her...
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on February 01, 2018
TheSkysTheLimit added a new chapter to A Short Story, one unreasonable long one, and a dating profile thing
There is something aboot Loverson trailer
Camperson Dumbbutt is a bulky, skinny and gentle lawyer from Ohio. His life is going nowhere until he meets Loverson Bumbbuttt, a sexy, slim man with a passion for star gazing.
Camperson takes an instant disliking to Loverson and the peculiar and creepy ways he learnt during his years in the country.
However, when a goblin tries to slap Camperson, Loverson springs to the rescue. Camperson begins to notices that Loverson is actually rather witty at heart.
But, the pressures of Loverson's jo... Read Full Chapter
Camperson takes an instant disliking to Loverson and the peculiar and creepy ways he learnt during his years in the country.
However, when a goblin tries to slap Camperson, Loverson springs to the rescue. Camperson begins to notices that Loverson is actually rather witty at heart.
But, the pressures of Loverson's jo... Read Full Chapter
on February 01, 2018
so..i went outside and a swarm of things called my friends came towards me making clicking noises saying "She queen she no da way" and they followed me around for a bit until i made my abfkfbajkfbajfbdakfbdkafj noise and they left me alone.
on February 01, 2018
TheSkysTheLimit added a new chapter to A Short Story, one unreasonable long one, and a dating profile thing
Two Tactless Uncles Loving to the Beat
Elizabeth the third England was thinking about Campson Alison again. Campson was a violent banker with curvaceous eyes and ginger ears.
Elizabeth the third walked over to the window and reflected on her Disgusting surroundings. She had always hated Horrid A room with its curried, clean Couch. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel Happy.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was a violent figure of Campson Alison.
Elizabeth the third gulped. She glanced... Read Full Chapter
Elizabeth the third walked over to the window and reflected on her Disgusting surroundings. She had always hated Horrid A room with its curried, clean Couch. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel Happy.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was a violent figure of Campson Alison.
Elizabeth the third gulped. She glanced... Read Full Chapter
on January 31, 2018
TheSkysTheLimit created a story
A Short Story, one unreasonable long one, and a dating profile thing
on January 31, 2018