A Short Story, one unreasonable long one, and a dating profile thing

So, My friends and I were on this story generator thing and we made this story. I didnt know it would be put together like this so . . . but it made me laugh super hard so. .. . blame the story generator. We clicked on random words, it started to take to long so we made the story choose randoms words to fit into certain boxes.. yeah enjoy :-D

TheSkysTheLimit published on January 31, 2018completed

There is something aboot Loverson trailer

Camperson Dumbbutt is a bulky, skinny and gentle lawyer from Ohio. His life is going nowhere until he meets Loverson Bumbbuttt, a sexy, slim man with a passion for star gazing.

Camperson takes an instant disliking to Loverson and the peculiar and creepy ways he learnt during his years in the country.

However, when a goblin tries to slap Camperson, Loverson springs to the rescue. Camperson begins to notices that Loverson is actually rather witty at heart.

But, the pressures of Loverson's job as a mechanic leave him blind to Camperson's affections and Camperson takes up reading to try an distract himself.

Finally, when malicious navigator, Skyler Smithothy, threatens to come between them, Loverson has to act fast. But will they ever find the incredible love that they deserve?

*Reviews!!*
"I fell in love with the clever Loverson Bumbbuttt. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot."
- The Daily Tale
"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but There's something about Loverson does deliver a strong social lesson."
- Enid Kibbler
"I love the bit where a goblin tries to slap Camperson - nearly fell off my seat."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop (he sucks)

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