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She comes up and aims the me long baller for eye.
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simple_sheep
Agreed
on May 16, 2017
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SmolRaccoons
I agree with that cause I'm not about to shove my tongue up a booty hole
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simple_sheep
No
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SmolRaccoons
I mean if you really want me to
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simple_sheep
Hon
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This bitch, asked me on a date indirectly.
I told you I have a boyfriend.
Why can't he take no for an answer?
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simple_sheep
Just call me over and I'll Russia his ass
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SmolRaccoons
I agreed to hang out with him though so he'd shut up. If he tries shit, I got my rape whistle and a carving knife.
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simple_sheep
Eyyyy
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SmolRaccoons
Eyyyyy
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SmolRaccoons
I'm not willing to take that chance
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I love the Schuyler sisters!
Angelica, Eliza and
*Looks at smudged writing on hand*
Pitbull
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Neeneepapa_Otaku
I don't do memes I an dumb
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SmolRaccoons
It's in a meme
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Neeneepapa_Otaku
But it's in history
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SmolRaccoons
Peggy will forever be forgotten
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Neeneepapa_Otaku
It's Peggy XD
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EMOS
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT EMOS
You probably saw this coming... 10 things I hate about Emos, hosted by the loud & opinionated Rod Danger. Charlie's shirt (glows in the freaking dark): http:...
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on May 16, 2017
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Okay so, this dude called me bae.....Why, just why?
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How the hell did a hair get stuck in my bracket!?
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simple_sheep
Cause you got long ass hair
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Emails (ABC order) part three
Emails (ABC order) part three
Correct answers are marked with a ~
Musical:
1. Yoosung.
Zen. ~
2. This production of “The Red Pepper Was So Hot” ~
Zen is good as he is.
3. Ask an acquaintance who works in theater.
Get the help of college student. ~

Naming:
1.Luciel ~
Jack Choi,
2. (Your chosen name) ~
Foffy
3. Jihae ~
Jiyeon

Narcissist:
1.Treatment of getting locked up in a room of mirrors. ~
Treatment of shoving your face in sand and swimming.
2. He takes a lot of selfies. ~
He takes a long shower.
3. Zen
Lake Na ~

Ne...
on April 04, 2017
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The school day is bout halfway over and I've gotten absolutely no work done
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Me: I'm gonna be focused on my Spanish semester review and get this done
~Five minutes later~
Me: How to say condom in Italian?
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simple_sheep
Same
Oh and it's Preservativo
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I've decided to wear a dress everyday this week
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I look fanfuckingtastic today
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I want to substitute eggs for blood in my cake next time
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Bookworm10
Well I mean if that's what you want, go for it.
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SmolRaccoons
Care to donate?
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Orange.Soda
Oh.
Not effective because you'd need a whole lotta blood
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SmolRaccoons
I want to use blood instead of eggs in my cake
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Orange.Soda
Explain the content of the sentance?
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What is with all this sentimental stuff in the News Feed
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Well I'm taking the drugs North's taking, cause this looks fun
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Obsidian_Scars
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*shudders* I had to go to church this morning. (There's a lot of bitches there)
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vive_la_revolution
Exactly.
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SmolRaccoons
Religions are basically cults for that reason.
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vive_la_revolution
Exactly! And also because they follow all of these rules without ever allowing themselves or others to question.
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SmolRaccoons
That's one of the two main reasons I dislike a lot of religions. The other reason is that their beliefs are manifested in an unseen all powerful being. I like to have scientific proof before I believe things that I cannot see.
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vive_la_revolution
Exactly. Especially when those beliefs you not only find incorrect, but immoral (eg women are subservient to men, kill all the gays, it's okay that slavery was a thing).
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I flirt too much, not as much as Alois though
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I baked a cake earlier and I have frosting all over me and powdered sugar in my hair
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I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO HAMILTON FOR TWO HOURS AND I REGRET NOTHING
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milfs
SAME
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Oui oui, mon ami, je m’appelle Lafayette
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kyletheconjurer
*jumps in*
WHO'S THE BEST
on June 01, 2017
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milfs
TELL THE KING CASSE-TOI
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SmolRaccoons
I CAME FROM AFAR JUST TO SAY BONSOIR
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milfs
THE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET
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SmolRaccoons
I CAN'T BE SATISFIED
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Damn, I missed ya by an hour.
*Blows kiss*
You'll be back
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Plant.dad
*blows kiss*
on May 17, 2017
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