on June 12, 2017
I used to be able to talk to people on here.....What happened.
*imagines you doing that in real life and starts crying tears of maple syrup from laughing*
on June 12, 2017
*a huge robot bottle of maple syrup comes around and spits maple syrup all over you freaking Americans*
on June 12, 2017
on June 12, 2017
on June 12, 2017
Someone is playing loud ass shitty music at 2:24 am. I'm bout to fücking go over to their house and beat the living shit outta them.
on June 11, 2017
I tried making tea in my mouth
on June 11, 2017
Dude you're following 665 people and it's bugging me
on June 11, 2017
on June 11, 2017
I swallowed one of my rubber bands
What if you die!?
I wouldn't have a girlfriend!
Or my best. Friend
I would have you
Neither would anyone else See More
Do you know how terrible that'd be?!
That'd be hell
I wouldn't have a girlfriend!
Or my best. Friend
I would have you
Neither would anyone else See More
Do you know how terrible that'd be?!
That'd be hell
on June 11, 2017
on June 11, 2017
A year ago today, is the day you wanted to fight an orange
I STILL WANNA FIGHT THE BITCH
STUPID ASS ORANGES
THROW ME IN THE RING WITH THAT BITCH AND I'LL FIGHT THE FRUK OUTTA IT
STUPID ASS ORANGES
THROW ME IN THE RING WITH THAT BITCH AND I'LL FIGHT THE FRUK OUTTA IT
on June 11, 2017
on June 11, 2017
I need love
Love me
So I can love you back
Love me
So I can love you back
Okay
I believe you
I live you
I want to stay up with you
And I really mean it See More
But I'm exhausted and have a long day of human interaction ahead
I love you goodnight
I'll see you tomorrow
And I will call you
I believe you
I live you
I want to stay up with you
And I really mean it See More
But I'm exhausted and have a long day of human interaction ahead
I love you goodnight
I'll see you tomorrow
And I will call you
on June 10, 2017
on June 10, 2017
on June 10, 2017
I randomly said pussy out of nowhere.....what drugs am I on?
on June 10, 2017
I finally got the cat to chill and sleep
on June 10, 2017
That's stupid
*two thumbs down*
What did you do?!