

25 Of The Best Anti-Jokes Ever. #12 Is Gold.
Anti-Joke Chicken Strikes Back
on May 05, 2017

so this happened the other day....
Mums friend david: hows shcool been
me: alright i guess
david: any bitches:
me: *shrugs* yea
David: want me to beat anybody up?
Me: *laughs* im right See More
david: sure? ill come to school in drag {he used to be a drag ueen, he's gay} and nobody will suspect a thing
Me: *laughs*
david: imagine how they'd react to a 7 foot woman coming to beat them up
Mums friend david: hows shcool been
me: alright i guess
david: any bitches:
me: *shrugs* yea
David: want me to beat anybody up?
Me: *laughs* im right See More
david: sure? ill come to school in drag {he used to be a drag ueen, he's gay} and nobody will suspect a thing
Me: *laughs*
david: imagine how they'd react to a 7 foot woman coming to beat them up
on May 05, 2017

AAAAAARGH NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE AT SCHOOL TODAY. LITERALY NOBODY, NOT EVEN THE NOT PROPERFRIEND THAT I SOMETIMES SIT WITH IN CLASS, IDK WHY THEY'RE NOT HERE. *PANIC INTENSIFIES*
on May 05, 2017

yay! she's ignoring me, again! and i'm not the only one she ignores...yay.
on May 03, 2017

bloody angel is a good song, so is hail the apocalypse, actually anything by avatar is good
on May 03, 2017