10 Things To Do, When Your Bored

The First and Only Chapter

Hola! Estas son diez cosas que hacer cuando estas aburrido!
Just Kidding! I'm not doing this in Espanol!

Okay, Number 1,

Grab random people and tell them to get in your car

Me: *Grabs Person* Hello random stranger.
Unknown: Wut?
Me: Get in the car... *Points to car*
Unknown: Huh?
Me: *Pulls out gun* NOW
Unknown: OKAY! OKAY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! *Cries*
Me: *Starts laughing* dude, I was just kidding.
Unknown: Your a meanie man.
Me: I know -U-

Number 2
Listen To Dubstep in Wal-Mart

Me: *Pugs in headphones*
Lady: *Looks at me*
Me: Wait.... Here it comes... BOOM! *Shakes head like a maniac*
Lady: O_O
Me: DUNUDUNUDUNDUDNUD!
Lady: *Slowly walks away*

Number 3
Gasp very loudly when people pass by

Me: Mm, just sitting here.
Lady: *Walks by*
Me: GASP
Man: *Walks by*
Me: GASP /) O[]O(\
Narwhal: Howdy kids. lololololololol. *Walks by*
Me: GASP

Number 4
Draw a crappy picture of your friend/sibling

Me: MATT! MATT!
Matt: Wut?
Me: Lookit!
Matt: Wut is that?
Me: You!
Matt: *Cries*

Number 5 (Halfway through!)
Make a crappy theme song

Me: JENNA JENNA! HEY JENNA! JENNA HEY!
Jenna: What?!
Me: I made a theme song for you!
Jenna: Oh really?!
Me: Yeah wanna hear it?!
Jenna: Noo-
Me: Oh O Oh O Oh,
       I see Jenna,
       Walking to the diaper store,
       In those shoes,
       She looks so galore!
Jenna: *Slaps* Jerk!

Number 6
Ask people to join Troll Army

Me: *Derpy face*
Lady: *Walks by*
Me: *Flaps arms hysterically* I WWANT YOU! FOR TROLL ARMY!
Lady: No -_-

Number 7
Say "Your Mom" after every sentence.

Will: So I was thinking we could do a project on-
Me: Your Mom!
Will: What?
Me: Your Mom!
Will: I know, but what about her?
Me: Your Mom is about her!
Will: Jeff, you're not making any sense!
Me: Your Mom isn't making any sense!
Will: I'm leaving.
Me: Your Mom is leaving!
Will: *Leaves*
Me" aw he left :(

Number 8
Go streaking

Me: *Runs around* LEEDLEEDLEE!!!!

Number 9
Follow a random person.

Person: *Walks forward*
Me: *Walks forward.*
Person: *Continues*
Me: *Continues*
Person: *Stops*
Me: *Stops*
Person: *Walks backward*
Me: *Walks backward*
Person: *Stands*
Me: *Sniffs* Hi :3

Number 10
Jump in a cab and yell, "Follow that car!"

Me: FOLLOW THAT CAR!
Man: This isn't even a cab!

Well, there we have it folks! 10 things to do when you're bored!