MischiefManaged - Page 12

1. Tell him that he should remove all the bones in his arms as a punishment as what he did to Harry.
2. Tell him Harry Potter says that he finds house elves annoying.
3. Tell him Harry Potter thinks that only stupid house elves get freed.
4. Tell him Harry Potter thinks that no respectable house elf wants payment.
5. Ask if he'll play catch with you. Tell him that he'll be the ball.
6. Tie him to a broom and let it fly away.
7. Pull his ears.
8. Challenge him to a staring contest and poke him... Read Full Chapter

1. Tell her "Well, your hair stylist has clearly gone on holiday,".
2. Send her love letters signed, Snape.
3. Tell her Lord Voldemort loves someone else (Namely ME!!!).
4. Steal her wand.
5. Wear a Harry Potter t-shirt in front of her.
6. Yell "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU *****!" in front of her and laugh at her confused expression because that hasn't happened yet.
7. Tell her that Lord Voldemort is in a relationship with Harry Potter.
8. Tell her Sirius is still alive.
9. Imitate her laugh.
10. Tr... Read Full Chapter

1. Tell him him and Pansy have a love child.
2. Ask to go to him and Goyle's wedding.
3. Stop his daily sweets from coming.
4. Draw pink hearts around his Dark Mark.
5. Tell the whole school he sleeps with a pink unicorn.
6. Say, "Hello Professor Moody" at random times during the day.
7. Ask him how Dobby's doing.
8. Call him Mudblood.
9. Have every Muggle-Born in the school follow him around.
10. Tell him Trelawney says he will fall deeply in love with Harry Potter.
11. Ask him if he thinks ... Read Full Chapter