3. Bellatrix!
1. Tell her "Well, your hair stylist has clearly gone on holiday,".2. Send her love letters signed, Snape.
3. Tell her Lord Voldemort loves someone else (Namely ME!!!).
4. Steal her wand.
5. Wear a Harry Potter t-shirt in front of her.
6. Yell "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU *****!" in front of her and laugh at her confused expression because that hasn't happened yet.
7. Tell her that Lord Voldemort is in a relationship with Harry Potter.
8. Tell her Sirius is still alive.
9. Imitate her laugh.
10. Trap her in the same room as Umbridge.
11. Force her to watch Winnie the Pooh.
12. Ask if she's heard of a hair brush.
13. Laugh at her because Sirius escaped Azkaban before her.
14. Tell her Nagini ate Voldemort and she kills Nagini...
15. ...and you laugh saying, "YOU KILLED TOM RIDDLE! HAHAHA!!!".
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Next shall be Dobby!
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