picture this: it's christmas morning. you go to look through your stocking, and you see a tube. silly string, the label says. hooray! you open it to spray it all over your poor unsuspecting brother's face- BUT WAIT! it isn't string at all... it's clear... greasy... suddenly, realization plagues your mind. you rip off the label, exposing another label... a familiar label... it's Pam Butter Flavored No-Stick Cooking Spray.
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on August 10, 2019
on August 10, 2019
KangarooRatNarwhalBlobfishHybrid added a photo to the starred list
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on August 10, 2019
what would happen if every human on earth suddenly turned into an ant
on July 30, 2019
on July 30, 2019
i am the forgotten property brother
on July 30, 2019
on July 30, 2019
hey guys! daily reminder to fuckk bitches
on July 23, 2019
on July 23, 2019
on July 12, 2019
knock knock
on July 12, 2019
on July 11, 2019
on July 11, 2019
on July 11, 2019
we are living in a material world
and i am a material world
material world material world
i am a material world
and i am a material world
material world material world
i am a material world
on July 11, 2019
on July 11, 2019
everybody
yeeeeah
rock ur body
yeeeeah
everybody
gangsta till the pants start walkin
backstreets back alright
yeeeeah
rock ur body
yeeeeah
everybody
gangsta till the pants start walkin
backstreets back alright
on June 14, 2019
on June 14, 2019
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on June 09, 2019
love you most, duckiwucks. feel better please. you know you can come to me about anything, okay? have a great day. ??
on April 29, 2019
on April 29, 2019
jay is smooching pictures of chris cornell and saying "smooch"
on April 24, 2019
on April 24, 2019
jay just said:
NOOO *gasp* YEEEES. WORM
NOOO *gasp* YEEEES. WORM
on April 24, 2019
NVM I FIGURED OUT WHAT SHES LAUGHING ABOUT I HATE HER
on April 24, 2019
JAYS LAUGH IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD SJFKDKFK SHES CRACKING UP OVER SOMETHING AND IM GONNA CRYYY
on April 24, 2019
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAYBEYYY
I love you sosososososo much. So much. SO MUCH. You might actually be the nicest, sweetest, kindest person out there. You truly are I'm babey.
I hope you have a great 16th year of life. You better. Or I'll bust your kneecaps. You deserve the world and more.
I love you sosososososo much. So much. SO MUCH. You might actually be the nicest, sweetest, kindest person out there. You truly are I'm babey.
I hope you have a great 16th year of life. You better. Or I'll bust your kneecaps. You deserve the world and more.
on April 23, 2019
on April 22, 2019
on April 22, 2019
OMGOMGOMGOMG HAPPY 16TH BABEY!!!! sappy paragraph tomorrow bc i gotta do sum work but it will be coming!!!!!!!! and i got u a small lil gift too uwu
haha im the first one on qfeast to tell u happy bday hehe im superior
haha im the first one on qfeast to tell u happy bday hehe im superior
on April 22, 2019
i cant go for that (no can do) is on and that song always makes me think of u cuz i remember u used to rlly like it
on April 17, 2019
would i date u: wtf no.
why not: i don’t date snails >:// ok but fr we’ve dated like. thrice??? besides, literally NOTHING will change but the title. we already tell each other we love other, like, everyday, we talk to each other almost everyday, nothing would ever change. idek what would change other than the title, rly. i honestly don’t know and this is going to bother me BUT!! ur not even my best friend lol ur like a literal part of me that i would never and cannot function See More w/o and that’s better than being ur s/o. plus anthony’s The only Boyfriend i actually like and support (except for the fact that he doesnt like RHCP, i do Not support that.) and he’s the bee’s leg segments. SO!! no bc 1) ur better than all of my s/os, past and future, and 2) if u were my s/o, NOTHING WOULD CHANGE!!!! there would be no point lolz xd
why not: i don’t date snails >:// ok but fr we’ve dated like. thrice??? besides, literally NOTHING will change but the title. we already tell each other we love other, like, everyday, we talk to each other almost everyday, nothing would ever change. idek what would change other than the title, rly. i honestly don’t know and this is going to bother me BUT!! ur not even my best friend lol ur like a literal part of me that i would never and cannot function See More w/o and that’s better than being ur s/o. plus anthony’s The only Boyfriend i actually like and support (except for the fact that he doesnt like RHCP, i do Not support that.) and he’s the bee’s leg segments. SO!! no bc 1) ur better than all of my s/os, past and future, and 2) if u were my s/o, NOTHING WOULD CHANGE!!!! there would be no point lolz xd
on April 17, 2019
THE BEES LEG SEGMENTS
BUT YEAH UR RIGHT. the only thing thatd change is ???
I LOV U!!!!!!!!
BUT YEAH UR RIGHT. the only thing thatd change is ???
I LOV U!!!!!!!!
on April 17, 2019
on April 17, 2019