Idk if this person is shading me or not but :/ if you are the shade isn't going to change shit about me. You can dislike me and shade me all you want.
on July 23, 2020
I despise my aunt for reasons
on July 22, 2020
Me: Maybe they won't realize I love Harley Quinn...
Friend: You're joking right?
Friend: You're joking right?
on July 22, 2020
WHEN DID YOU CHANGE YOUR USER AND HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED!?
on July 22, 2020
People: Oh she's so smart
Me: -bullshitting my way through the presentation but using actual facts I researched unlike certain politicians *cough cough* Trump- I'm not intelligent at all, I'm actually quite stupid.
Me: -bullshitting my way through the presentation but using actual facts I researched unlike certain politicians *cough cough* Trump- I'm not intelligent at all, I'm actually quite stupid.
on July 22, 2020
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it!
So the annual problem for our generation is to find some way to spend it!!!!!
So the annual problem for our generation is to find some way to spend it!!!!!
on July 22, 2020
on July 22, 2020
It's midnight and my parents are screaming at me to do chores.
I work as a lifeguard and I need sleep and I barely get sleep as it is and they way me to do chores the entire night?
I work as a lifeguard and I need sleep and I barely get sleep as it is and they way me to do chores the entire night?
on July 22, 2020
My sister breaks everything she owns as well as other peoples stuff
on July 22, 2020
Someone save me I did a dumb, but I don't regret the dumb
@magic_fetus my brother got his hair cut and it wasn't as short as he want it (because mom wouldn't cut it that short) and I had to fix the cut because Colten cut it unevenly.
I cut my brothers hair without permission and mom would kill me if she found out
I cut my brothers hair without permission and mom would kill me if she found out
on July 22, 2020
on July 22, 2020
Correction: my resting heart rate was 133, average heart rate is between 60-100.
Can someone tell me WHY MY BODY IS F'UCKING WITH ME
Can someone tell me WHY MY BODY IS F'UCKING WITH ME
on July 21, 2020
on July 21, 2020
My cat: GIVE ME AFFECTION!!
Me: -sneezes-
My Cat: I'M UNDER ATTACK!!! -runs away-
Me: -sneezes-
My Cat: I'M UNDER ATTACK!!! -runs away-
on July 20, 2020
People keep ruining relationships for me and it just keeps getting worse :/
on July 20, 2020
I need to detox my face, my life, I need to stop being anxious about everything.
on July 20, 2020
I know I've been saying I was going to do make up and I will, I promise I've just been really busy lately I'm so sorry. I'll try and get it done as soon as possible.
on July 20, 2020
My body cannot function right away after I wake up, it takes a bit. People keep waking me up and telling me to do shit right away. I get massive headaches when this happens and I get extremely lightheaded easily, making me driving during this is not safe!! This is a rant to my mother who has literally watched me collapse three times when this happened and called me an idiot.
Btw my headache is back after I just got rid of it.
Btw my headache is back after I just got rid of it.
on July 20, 2020
Let's not talk about why I'm crying, instead we should talk about changing some of the scenes in Endgame and make it safe to watch for... um... everyone in the fandom.
on July 20, 2020
Me: -making supernatural references-
Radio: -plays heat of the moment by Asia-
Me: Ah, perfect! The radio agrees with me
Radio: -plays heat of the moment by Asia-
Me: Ah, perfect! The radio agrees with me
on July 20, 2020