I'm out of coffee
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big oof
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"I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I'm ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I'm just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you're desperate"

And I live by that. Thank you, TikTok.
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I'm on a tablet
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https://vm.tiktok.com/v6FTUC/

There's my video of me being stupid.
Kaiden Mae(@averagely_weird) on TikTok I'm just being stupid
I'm just being stupid
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@Your.Local.Parasite Oh
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@Your.Local.Parasite Are you not allowed to have it?
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@Your.Local.Parasite I am beyond pure
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Made a video of me being stupid in heels... so there's that.
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I don't typically wear heels, they hurt my feet because well... I've never worn them. However, I'm wearing some right now and I feel powerful! I'm coming to crush your legos, fear me!
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@sailor_moon I mean they're cool
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yasss my fav are the demonia
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@sailor_moon I want a pair of creepers but they're so expensive!!
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omg i love platforms especially the boots :-0
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I'm pretty sure I figured out my sexuality...
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If I'm offline I'm sleeping, doing homework, or trying not to scream at myself because of stress. Right now I'm going offline to make myself coffee because this bitch is tired.
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No filters, no make up all natural face!!!
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I'm going to make a tiktok explaining all the knick knacks I have in my room
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@Your.Local.Parasite Alright
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After I clean it
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My cat tripped over air... I'm convinced she is me in cat form.
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35 people viewed my book of poems on Wttpad
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@Your.Local.Parasite guitar pfp?
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Youtube.... why did you show me an ad for a movie with a talking sex doll??? What is the point of this??
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@Your.Local.Parasite Anna Kendrick is in the Trailer
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@Your.Local.Parasite oml
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The saddest part about graduating this year is the fact that my friend who passed away Freshmen year isn't with us. She constantly lit up a room with her smile and she brought out the best in everyone. She was the kindest person you could ever meet, and the one thing that pissed me off is people used her funeral as a way to get out of school and go to the f'ucking mall. I remember when I felt like an outcast she messaged me asking if I wanted to go skating and she asked me other See More
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Dude that would be my wedding!!!! Cosplay!!!
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My dog hasn't left her spot underneath my bed at all this morning to use the bathroom. Idk if I should be worried or...
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497 more bitches before I can post on walls!!!
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How do you always look so amazing? Like every picture of you is fantastic
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Youre welcome
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Thank you
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Either way you look amazing
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Idk honestly, I take a thousand pictures and pic? I also wear make-up ig?
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Time to sleep because if I don't my brain will die.
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@Your.Local.Parasite I checked it
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(It won't die I'll just have a massive headache in the morning)
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