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Nothing to say. Have a great day! (See? See my paradox? ^.^)
on February 17, 2016
When Indiana Jones gets shot:
Me: IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU, YOU WOULD FEEL NO PAIN!
Me: IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU, YOU WOULD FEEL NO PAIN!
on February 16, 2016
on February 16, 2016
I just heard about Nia. I'm really sorry. I'm terrible with words, but I just want to let you know that I'm praying for both of you. I'm thinking about you both, and I'll be here if you need to talk. Again, I'm not a good writer, so I know this sounds slightly generic, but I really AM here, supporting you. Love ya, Twinsie.
on February 16, 2016
XD
on February 12, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwTsZHGQ6FE
It's so stupid it's funny!
It's so stupid it's funny!
JULIAN SMITH - Hot Kool Aid
Kool Aid + Coffee Maker = Hot Kool-Aid. "DRINK IT!!" Make your own video response drinking or making hot Kool Aid! Add me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.co...
on February 12, 2016
on February 12, 2016
How to Eat an Everything Bagel
Like you didnt see this coming... Favorite bagel? Vid Response? Send Outro's, Grizzly Eagle Sharks, and/or Giraffalents here: [email protected] T...
on February 10, 2016
Cheesy Scenario #3:
Han: Cal, it’s time for… *trails off as he listens to her on the other side of the door*
Callie: Pew! Pew! Take THAT, Stormtrooper! Pew! *somersaults on bed* Pew! I’ll save you, Leia! Pew, pew, pew!
Leia: *walks down hall*
Han: *beckons her over* Listen to this. *puts ear against door*
Callie: Come on, Chewie! This way! Come on! *jumps on bed* Pew! *plops down, out of breath* We saved her, Chewie. Don’t worry. *lays down* There…
Han: *walks in See More slowly* Uh, Callie?
Callie: *looks up* Yes?
Han: It’s time for bed…
Callie: Alright. *puts fake blaster on nightstand*
Han: What were you doing?
Callie: Playing.
Han: What were you playing?
Callie: You.
Han: How do you…?
Leia: I think it’s time for bed.
Han: Cal, it’s time for… *trails off as he listens to her on the other side of the door*
Callie: Pew! Pew! Take THAT, Stormtrooper! Pew! *somersaults on bed* Pew! I’ll save you, Leia! Pew, pew, pew!
Leia: *walks down hall*
Han: *beckons her over* Listen to this. *puts ear against door*
Callie: Come on, Chewie! This way! Come on! *jumps on bed* Pew! *plops down, out of breath* We saved her, Chewie. Don’t worry. *lays down* There…
Han: *walks in See More slowly* Uh, Callie?
Callie: *looks up* Yes?
Han: It’s time for bed…
Callie: Alright. *puts fake blaster on nightstand*
Han: What were you doing?
Callie: Playing.
Han: What were you playing?
Callie: You.
Han: How do you…?
Leia: I think it’s time for bed.
on February 08, 2016
on February 08, 2016
HAS ANYONE NOTICED THE NEW EMOJI?!?!? HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN THERE?!!?! THIS IS BLOWING MY TINY BRAIN!!!!
B) well I must be an MLG qfeaster cuz I knew all about teh 'mojis :p
git rekt
B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B)
lol actually I prefer to use my own emojis ;p they tend to be more expressive >~<
git rekt
B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B)
lol actually I prefer to use my own emojis ;p they tend to be more expressive >~<
on February 05, 2016
on February 05, 2016
on February 05, 2016
Only 75 people can read this, can you?
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, See More but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. Strange..isn't it?
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, See More but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. Strange..isn't it?
on February 04, 2016
Random girl: *posts: "So bored."*
28 likes, eight comments
Me: *posts: "I just went indoor skydiving and saw Hunter Hayes!"
One comment from my mom.
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Re.post if this is you. @Alpha27
28 likes, eight comments
Me: *posts: "I just went indoor skydiving and saw Hunter Hayes!"
One comment from my mom.
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Re.post if this is you. @Alpha27
XD
Unfortunately not me. I'm "Random girl" (I have a very boring life XD) but I never get comments and remain forever bored.
Unfortunately not me. I'm "Random girl" (I have a very boring life XD) but I never get comments and remain forever bored.
on January 28, 2016
on January 28, 2016
Re.post if you're brave.
What am I to you? Am I a close friend? Or am I a pawn in a bigger game. Maybe I'm just that friend that sits to the side and roots you on. So I was wondering what you thought of me
(Original lost in translation)
(st4rted by @Lightstriker195 ((I think)))
What am I to you? Am I a close friend? Or am I a pawn in a bigger game. Maybe I'm just that friend that sits to the side and roots you on. So I was wondering what you thought of me
(Original lost in translation)
(st4rted by @Lightstriker195 ((I think)))
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Close friend, senpai, BFF, sister, twinsie, role model, bestie, hero, and a gazillion other things that I can't list because there are no words in the English dictionary that can quite explain your epicness, You are freaking awesome.
on January 28, 2016
on January 27, 2016
1. Target Practice
Han: Callie? *looks under bed* Callie? *opens hatch* Cal, where are you? *walks down hallway, looking left and right in every doorway* Okay, Callie. It’s not funny anymore. Callie. Calisianna! *goes to Leia* Leia?
Leia: *looks up*
Han: Have you seen Callie?
Leia: *shakes head* No… *worry crosses her face* Why?
Han: Uh… I might’ve…
Leia: *narrows eyes* You might’ve WHAT, Han? See More
Han: I was trying to fix something, so I let her walk around the Falcon for a while!
Leia: *eyes widen* WHAT!?! You let her go off on her own?!?! HER. Out of all people?
Han: *rolls eyes* Leia, we’re on a ship. There’s no where she could possibly be that we would lose her… and it’s not MY fault she’s curious!
Leia: We landed.
Han: She has enough common sense not to go off the ship!
Leia: Then where is she?!?!
Both: *turn quickly as they hear a loud blast from outside* *run outside*
Callie: *shoots another laser from Chewie’s crossbow* *looks up* *smiles* Hey, Han? You really need to get one of these.
Leia: How…?
Callie: Chewie said that I should start learning how to shoot. *runs over to Han* Look! It EXPLODES things! Isn’t it cool?
Han: Callie? *looks under bed* Callie? *opens hatch* Cal, where are you? *walks down hallway, looking left and right in every doorway* Okay, Callie. It’s not funny anymore. Callie. Calisianna! *goes to Leia* Leia?
Leia: *looks up*
Han: Have you seen Callie?
Leia: *shakes head* No… *worry crosses her face* Why?
Han: Uh… I might’ve…
Leia: *narrows eyes* You might’ve WHAT, Han? See More
Han: I was trying to fix something, so I let her walk around the Falcon for a while!
Leia: *eyes widen* WHAT!?! You let her go off on her own?!?! HER. Out of all people?
Han: *rolls eyes* Leia, we’re on a ship. There’s no where she could possibly be that we would lose her… and it’s not MY fault she’s curious!
Leia: We landed.
Han: She has enough common sense not to go off the ship!
Leia: Then where is she?!?!
Both: *turn quickly as they hear a loud blast from outside* *run outside*
Callie: *shoots another laser from Chewie’s crossbow* *looks up* *smiles* Hey, Han? You really need to get one of these.
Leia: How…?
Callie: Chewie said that I should start learning how to shoot. *runs over to Han* Look! It EXPLODES things! Isn’t it cool?
on January 27, 2016
Okay, Jas. I just though of an adorkable (although cheesy) scenario:
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Leia: *stirs cookie dough*
Callie: *leans on the counter and looks at the bowl* Whatcha making?
Leia: I was just about to put some cookies in the oven. *smiles* You wanna help?
Callie: Sure. *puts chin on counter, eyeing the dough*
Leia: *turns to get a baking pan, then turns around quickly to see if Callie has touched the dough* See More
Callie: *smiles innocently*
Leia: *grabs baking pan and turns around* Cal, you shouldn't-- Cal? *walks down hallway* What the-- Han!
Han and Callie: *sitting at the chessboard with the bowl of cookie dough next to them*
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Leia: *stirs cookie dough*
Callie: *leans on the counter and looks at the bowl* Whatcha making?
Leia: I was just about to put some cookies in the oven. *smiles* You wanna help?
Callie: Sure. *puts chin on counter, eyeing the dough*
Leia: *turns to get a baking pan, then turns around quickly to see if Callie has touched the dough* See More
Callie: *smiles innocently*
Leia: *grabs baking pan and turns around* Cal, you shouldn't-- Cal? *walks down hallway* What the-- Han!
Han and Callie: *sitting at the chessboard with the bowl of cookie dough next to them*
on January 26, 2016
For example:
I hate judgemental people.