God made Saturn, and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Bmac99
It means she's taken over the animal kingdom too!
on October 23, 2013
Bmac99
There is a species of fly that has a golden backside, and they named it after Beyonce, it is called the Bootylicious Fly.
on October 23, 2013
Bmac99
Yeah, she's not jus global now, she's universal.
on October 23, 2013
on October 22, 2013
Guys at other schools: that girl, she is so beautiful, I think I should talk to her, and maybe ask her out, and fall in love.
Guys at my school: hey, nice ass, wanna hook up
Guys at my school: hey, nice ass, wanna hook up
on October 22, 2013
The difference between your opinion and pizza is that I asked for pizza.
on October 21, 2013
I need chocolate
on October 21, 2013
Fun fact: Shrimp is meantioned as an abomination four times more in the Bible than homosexuality.
on October 21, 2013
Literally the only things a guy has to do to make me happy is
Play with my hair
Buy me food
Tell me I'm pretty
Act like they care
That's it. You might as well put a ring on it if you can manage that much.
Play with my hair
Buy me food
Tell me I'm pretty
Act like they care
That's it. You might as well put a ring on it if you can manage that much.
on October 21, 2013
Don't you think it's awesome when you think a guy likes you because he does something, and then two seconds later does the same thing to another girl? Yeah, didnt think so.
on October 21, 2013
Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is really messed up.
Lol, I saw this and couldn't help but share.
Because your face is really messed up.
Lol, I saw this and couldn't help but share.
on October 21, 2013
Single and too socially awkward to mingle
;) I love randomly meeting a cute boy while im in a totally unattractive uni-sex outfit *b-ball shorts and crap sweatshirt* and I just start talking to him and he gives me a hug and a number after an hour. I am just that effing amazing :3 lol.
on October 21, 2013
on October 21, 2013
The best kind of people are the kind that will have a funny conversation one second, and then there will be a really deep, personal one and it's not awkward at all. Those are the best.
on October 21, 2013
I don't know if I have a "type". I guess my type is a guy who doesn't mind that I'm a little nuts, and will just talk to me about everything, and really gets me. I dunno.
I know! I mean, just pick me up and lets go on an adventure. Lets go to a fast food joint, and then walk around town, or anything. It really doesn't matter.
on October 21, 2013
on October 21, 2013
Is it just me or am I the only one who sings the "nananananananana" part in Come and Get It by Selena Gomez in a really obnoxious voice?
on October 21, 2013
You know what the most attractive thing about smoking is?
The part where you don't smoke.
The part where you don't smoke.
on October 20, 2013
You know what's cool?
Ice
Ice
on October 20, 2013
Why can't we all just eat good and sleep and make money and go shopping and have a good time like is that too much to ask for
on October 20, 2013
Recent studies show that students would like to have fun on the weekend
Teachers disagree
Teachers disagree
on October 20, 2013
Recent studies show that homework is boring
on October 20, 2013
Schools expect us to:
Study
Make good grades
Play a sport
Be involved in clubs
Help the community
Do all of our homework See More
And have a job
Do I look like Superwoman?
How bout we just chill?
Study
Make good grades
Play a sport
Be involved in clubs
Help the community
Do all of our homework See More
And have a job
Do I look like Superwoman?
How bout we just chill?
on October 20, 2013
Kind of mad that I'm not a mermaid
on October 20, 2013
Abracadabra!
Nope, you're still annoying.
Nope, you're still annoying.
Ughhgghddvkktvdwsl it's obviously not about you or anyone on this site if it was I would have tagged them. Actually I wouldn't have posted it at all.
on October 20, 2013
on October 20, 2013