I love it when somebody compliments me, especially when it's just out if the blue...
on October 23, 2013
Lets just go and get food and drive around and talk about life. That is the perfect date. Just you, me, and simple things.
on October 23, 2013
When people say I talk really fast I'm like, if you can't keep up then you ain't worth my time.
They don't call me the Sassmaster for no reason.
They don't call me the Sassmaster for no reason.
on October 23, 2013
How come the only halfway decent guy in my school is over a foot shorter than me? Like, grow.
on October 23, 2013
Being a teenager is supposed to be about epic romances and parties and fun. Not zits, jogging pants, and homework. The movies did not prepare me for this.
on October 23, 2013
Can "no" be an emotion because that's all I'm feeling.
on October 22, 2013
on October 22, 2013
OK SO WHEN I HAVE ACCESS TO FOOD IM NOT HUNGRY
NOW WHEN I DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO FOOD MY STOMACH IS TRYING TO IMITATE WHALE MATING CALLS
WHAT IS THIS LIFE
NOW WHEN I DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO FOOD MY STOMACH IS TRYING TO IMITATE WHALE MATING CALLS
WHAT IS THIS LIFE
on October 22, 2013
Me and my friends play this game where I text them but they don't text back. It's really fun.
on October 22, 2013
Homework=Stress Stress=Headaches Headaches=Pain Pain=Death
So yeah, homework can kill.
So yeah, homework can kill.
on October 22, 2013
IM NOT CRAZY IM JUST A LITTLE STRANGE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
on October 22, 2013
on October 22, 2013
Once upon a time,
A guy liked me.
Stop laughing.
I'm being serious.
...
Okay.
You're right See More
I made it up
A guy liked me.
Stop laughing.
I'm being serious.
...
Okay.
You're right See More
I made it up
on October 22, 2013
Why can't I shave my legs and have them stay that way? Like, leg hair, get a clue, you're not wanted.
on October 22, 2013
on October 22, 2013