
I AM READING A HARRY STYLES FANFICTION ON WATTPAD AND IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER
on December 01, 2013
on December 01, 2013

Other people on trampolines: *flips* *jumps* *lands* *cool trick*
Me: *jumps* *falls*
Me: *jumps* *falls*
on December 01, 2013

You Could Be Happy by Snow Patrol
Song of the day. I literally cannot stop listening to it.
Song of the day. I literally cannot stop listening to it.
on November 30, 2013

No fame, no money, I'm nobody.
on November 29, 2013

Went Black Friday shopping for 6 hours and came back with a jacket, a ring, a shirt, and some sneakers...none of which I can wear until Christmas because they are my Christmas presents...
on November 29, 2013

on November 29, 2013

Dear Radio,
STOP PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN NOVEMBER. IT IS TURKEY TIME.
Sincerely,
Freaking Everyone
STOP PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN NOVEMBER. IT IS TURKEY TIME.
Sincerely,
Freaking Everyone
on November 27, 2013

on November 27, 2013

I love the way you call be baby,
And you take me the way I am...
~The Way I Am
Ingrid Michaelson
And you take me the way I am...
~The Way I Am
Ingrid Michaelson
on November 27, 2013

on November 26, 2013

on November 26, 2013

My friend was being obnoxious so here's what happened:
Me: say it one more time and I will punch you
Him: *repeats*
Me: *punches him in the arm*
Him: OUCH HOLY CRAP WHY
Me: what did I tell you
Him:... See More
Me: that's what I thought
Me: say it one more time and I will punch you
Him: *repeats*
Me: *punches him in the arm*
Him: OUCH HOLY CRAP WHY
Me: what did I tell you
Him:... See More
Me: that's what I thought
on November 26, 2013

According to my school, leaving fingerprints on something is vandalism, and laughing at a funny story is sexual harassment...such logic.

on November 26, 2013
on November 26, 2013

I am giving up on making passes.
And I am giving up on half empty glasses
And I am giving up on greener grasses.
I am giving up.
~Giving Up
By: Ingrid Michaelson
And I am giving up on half empty glasses
And I am giving up on greener grasses.
I am giving up.
~Giving Up
By: Ingrid Michaelson
on November 26, 2013