Jreeme:
Pure uranium. Agent of chaos and destruction.
Duckie:
You remind me of aurum because you're resistant to most acids (you're never involved in drama), and YoU HaVe A HeArT oF GOlDD.
Pure uranium. Agent of chaos and destruction.
Duckie:
You remind me of aurum because you're resistant to most acids (you're never involved in drama), and YoU HaVe A HeArT oF GOlDD.
KangarooRatNarwhalBlobfishHybrid
hell yeah. that makes me feel nice
on July 10, 2019
on July 10, 2019
Castell:
You remind me of helium only because of the fact that every time Lindsey mentions "Gucci Ass," I like to imagine Gucci Ass inhales helium before every performance.
Brea:
Not an element, per say, but reading your username makes me think of bromothymol blue- the moodiest blue out there.
You remind me of helium only because of the fact that every time Lindsey mentions "Gucci Ass," I like to imagine Gucci Ass inhales helium before every performance.
Brea:
Not an element, per say, but reading your username makes me think of bromothymol blue- the moodiest blue out there.
on July 10, 2019
Lindsey isn't thicc. She's thique.
on July 10, 2019
Vanna:
You remind me of hydrogen. You can certainly be innocent, stable, and safe, but you can also turn into an extremely hazardous acid if reacting to the right compounds. In other words, you're nice until someone tries to screw you over. Then you put them in their place. Most of this information comes from Lindsey talking about how much of a badass you are.
Lindsey:
You remind me of francium because you're fun to play with, dangerous to be around, stupidly difficult to get See More a hold of, and highly unstable. You can and will wreak havoc if so much as a little water triggers you to do so. You're also my favourite element. Francium labs are superior to all other labs.
Nia:
You remind me of sodium. You're useful in many circumstances, generally pretty safe/stable, and salty in a good way.
You remind me of hydrogen. You can certainly be innocent, stable, and safe, but you can also turn into an extremely hazardous acid if reacting to the right compounds. In other words, you're nice until someone tries to screw you over. Then you put them in their place. Most of this information comes from Lindsey talking about how much of a badass you are.
Lindsey:
You remind me of francium because you're fun to play with, dangerous to be around, stupidly difficult to get See More a hold of, and highly unstable. You can and will wreak havoc if so much as a little water triggers you to do so. You're also my favourite element. Francium labs are superior to all other labs.
Nia:
You remind me of sodium. You're useful in many circumstances, generally pretty safe/stable, and salty in a good way.
I wasn't traumatized by the exploding bird, that part was funny. I was traumatized when I was told I would need to write a formal letter of apology for being a threat to local wildlife.
on July 10, 2019
Hey remember that time you stole an element from the same collum as francium to throw on the river and you accidentally blew up a bird from a protected species because I remember that
on July 10, 2019
on July 10, 2019
Lindsey (wow, what a shocker, I love my girlfriend?).
Savannah, Nehemiah, Nia, Brea, Izzy, and Castell are all generally very nice on this website as well, even though I don't know them as well.
Savannah, Nehemiah, Nia, Brea, Izzy, and Castell are all generally very nice on this website as well, even though I don't know them as well.
on July 10, 2019
Like this post, and I'll give you a (very sarcastic) element you remind me of.
on July 09, 2019
This is the last time I’ll post about her tonight. I promise, guys.
Linny does this really cute thing where, whenever she senses from my tone of voice or body-language that I’m upset, she starts kissing my face, neck, and chest-area in a completely non-sexual way. It makes me smile like a sappy idiot. I know she’s never done this with anyone else, too. It’s her little thing for only me.
Linny does this really cute thing where, whenever she senses from my tone of voice or body-language that I’m upset, she starts kissing my face, neck, and chest-area in a completely non-sexual way. It makes me smile like a sappy idiot. I know she’s never done this with anyone else, too. It’s her little thing for only me.
on July 02, 2019
Hi, if I get ANY insinuation that you might have feelings for //MY// girlfriend, I will snap. We are not an open couple anymore. That was a single exception that lasted for a very brief period of time.
on July 02, 2019
What can I say? When you have a good sex life, you want to brag about it. Amiright fellas? B)
on July 02, 2019
on July 02, 2019
Is wanting to pierce your submissive's genitalia a dominance thing or a sadism thing? Asking for a friend.
on July 02, 2019
If this post gets more than 0 likes, I'll pierce Lindsey's clitoris.
on July 02, 2019
Oh. This is embarrassing.
Would I Date You (Joke!)?
No
You'd be a waste of my time quite frankly
Okay but I actually love you and don't want to manipulate you or use you because I'd feel bad
on June 28, 2019
on June 28, 2019
When you feel the need to flex the med degree you don't have yet on everyone still in high school >:)
on June 23, 2019
Due to personal reasons, I purchased a penis-shaped Sherlock pipe. This is easily the best decision I've ever made.
on June 20, 2019
I'm disgusted to admit that, for once, I actually have a reason to use this website that does not involve either relentless begging or a 6-pack of beer.
on June 18, 2019