Lindsey is too generous with her passwords. It was rather bold of her to assume I wouldn't-
on September 01, 2019
What if I'm secretly every account at once and this is all happening inside my head? What if you're all figments of some kind of next-level DID?
on September 01, 2019
on September 01, 2019
I FOUND THE JAMES MEME FOLDER.
I FOUND THE JAMES MEME FOLDER.
I FOUND THE FOLDER OF MEMES LINDSEY AND MY EX-GIRLFRIEND MADE IN 2016 ABOUT WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT I AM.
I FOUND THE JAMES MEME FOLDER.
I FOUND THE FOLDER OF MEMES LINDSEY AND MY EX-GIRLFRIEND MADE IN 2016 ABOUT WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT I AM.
on August 12, 2019
I'm drinking Gatorade on the couch even after Lindsey told me not to, because disrespecting your girlfriend's wishes is cool.
on August 08, 2019
Castell is my favourite Cas. If either of them are getting my Gucci, it's going to be him.
on August 08, 2019
I spilled purple Gatorade on the couch I'm renting and sat in it in white shorts because I'm a smart guy B).
I'm on the train wtf am I supposed to do?
And I hope you realize that you are never getting that out of a VELVET couch.
And I hope you realize that you are never getting that out of a VELVET couch.
on August 07, 2019
on August 07, 2019
I'm finally going to get my period!
on July 17, 2019
Lindsey isn't dead, she wasn't murdered by aliens underground while trying to sacrifice a child, she escaped and started Mac Cosmetics.
on July 15, 2019
What is this website's problem? It's like all the emotionally messiest people in the world decided to come together just to make the world a worse place.
Jokes on you, Slav, while you escape and start a cosmetics company after the world thinks you're dead, I start the whole-ass new world order without any conflict, war, or ethnocentrism.
on July 15, 2019
on July 15, 2019
on July 15, 2019
When Jeff told Julius that Cleopatra slept with his best friend after he died on Historical Roasts, I felt that.
on July 14, 2019
Lindsey made a joke about how "the only difference between me and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is that Gaston can sing," so, as a tragic result, I will now commence suicide. This is a very real threat. So real, in fact, that you will not be able to find any obituaries or evidence of my suicide, as it's just too sad.
on July 14, 2019
This is James on James' account. James is currently dying as James is writing this, and James will be dead by the time James reads this. James, being taller than James' not-as-tall-as-James girlfriend, tripped on James' spilled water, and broke James' neck falling.
on July 14, 2019
on July 14, 2019
I logged on just to see if there were more incorrect quotes, or something like that, and my entire newsfeed is an abuser and a racist homophobe. Nice!
on July 11, 2019
