A man is murdered on a Sunday. The police question the suspects about what happened at the time of the murder and get these results.
~The wife was putting on her makeup.
~The butler was polishing the silverware.
~The gardener was watering the roses.
~The maid was getting the post.
~The son was playing with his friends.
The police immediately knew who it was and arrested the culprit. Who was it?
~The wife was putting on her makeup.
~The butler was polishing the silverware.
~The gardener was watering the roses.
~The maid was getting the post.
~The son was playing with his friends.
The police immediately knew who it was and arrested the culprit. Who was it?
on August 14, 2015
Germany is God. kbai
on August 14, 2015
*points at bad OC* And then there's this faggot!
on August 14, 2015
When life gives you lemons, switch the letters around, make them melons, then blow the melons up with firecrackers on your neighbors roof.
When life gives you lemons, you post them. Especially if they're UsUk, people love those. IM SORRY I TURNED THAT INTO THIS I COULDNT HELP IT
on August 14, 2015
When life gives you lemons, throw them in life's face and wish on a star instead of talking to life.
on August 14, 2015
on August 14, 2015
Because seriously
This is an angel saying this crap
http://33.media.tumblr.com/9e2b858319812905fa7af5bac9690c9f/tumblr_inline_naqchoxWWl1sazdz0.gif
An ANGEL
This is an angel saying this crap
http://33.media.tumblr.com/9e2b858319812905fa7af5bac9690c9f/tumblr_inline_naqchoxWWl1sazdz0.gif
An ANGEL
on August 14, 2015
on August 14, 2015
http://www.playbuzz.com/jordonr10/what-villain-are-you-like-when-youre-angry Guess which one I got! >:]
What Villain Are You Like When You're Angry?
Are you a vile as Voldemort himself? Or perhaps as sinister as the Joker? C'mon, we can go on this villainous journey together!
on August 14, 2015
on August 14, 2015
Why the hell was that page deleted?? I was working so hard on a character!! >:[
on August 13, 2015
Name: Silvana Wilde
Hair Color: dark brown
Eye Color: green
Top: black leather jacket with white t-shirt
Bottom: dark blue jeans
Shoe: combat boots
Hats: nope See More
Traits: a little weird, spunky, outgoing
Description of face: a bit lean, slightly pointed ears, permanent look of mischief
Description of body: skinny, pale, a bit muscular
Powers: speed, manipulation of sound and light
Weapons: her trusty knives
Accessories: golden heart locket
Hair Color: dark brown
Eye Color: green
Top: black leather jacket with white t-shirt
Bottom: dark blue jeans
Shoe: combat boots
Hats: nope See More
Traits: a little weird, spunky, outgoing
Description of face: a bit lean, slightly pointed ears, permanent look of mischief
Description of body: skinny, pale, a bit muscular
Powers: speed, manipulation of sound and light
Weapons: her trusty knives
Accessories: golden heart locket
on August 13, 2015
5 shots of novocaine in the right half of my mouth. Actually not as bad as it sounds.
*starts singing Novocaine by Fall Out Boy*
*starts singing Novocaine by Fall Out Boy*
on August 13, 2015
What's the most shots any of you guys ever had to get at once?
on August 13, 2015
OK, if anyone here is politically correct, I suggest you move on.
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There's a plane flying over the Pacific Ocean. It starts to run out of gas halfway through the flight, so the passengers decide to lighten the load. They throw out the chairs, but the plane is too heavy. They throw out the food carts, but the plane is still too heavy. Finally, a French passenger shouts, "Viva le France!" and jumps out of the plane, but it's still too heavy. A British passenger yells, "God save the queen!" and jumps out of the plane, but the plane is still too heavy. Then the Texan screams, "Remember the Alamo!" - and chucks out the Mexican.
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There's a plane flying over the Pacific Ocean. It starts to run out of gas halfway through the flight, so the passengers decide to lighten the load. They throw out the chairs, but the plane is too heavy. They throw out the food carts, but the plane is still too heavy. Finally, a French passenger shouts, "Viva le France!" and jumps out of the plane, but it's still too heavy. A British passenger yells, "God save the queen!" and jumps out of the plane, but the plane is still too heavy. Then the Texan screams, "Remember the Alamo!" - and chucks out the Mexican.
on August 13, 2015
What do you call it when you mix Crowley with Dean Winchester's favorite dessert?
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Sheppard's pie.
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Sheppard's pie.
on August 13, 2015
I'm done. I'm straight up done with life.
on August 12, 2015
I am a Cumberbitch.
Aaaand proud of that.
Aaaand proud of that.
on August 12, 2015
on August 12, 2015
I dare you: Comment something down below and I'll find a SPN gif for it.
on August 12, 2015
@foxythegirlpirate
http://static.tumblr.com/b10af5b44c292da972ae7064eaa77c8b/5djj6yr/dkonjjswt/tumblr_static_a8z9ln1562o08o8c404o8ksos_2048_v2.gif
http://static.tumblr.com/b10af5b44c292da972ae7064eaa77c8b/5djj6yr/dkonjjswt/tumblr_static_a8z9ln1562o08o8c404o8ksos_2048_v2.gif
on August 12, 2015
on August 12, 2015
@JeweledFeather
https://http-www___tumblr___com.hullbeta.io/search/supernatural+gif+for+everything
http://tayse.tumblr.com/
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb641bl1Iz1r1guvio1_500.gif
https://http-www___tumblr___com.hullbeta.io/search/supernatural+gif+for+everything
http://tayse.tumblr.com/
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb641bl1Iz1r1guvio1_500.gif
on August 12, 2015
on August 12, 2015