My friends in front of my parents vs. My friends in Public
IN FRONT OF PARENTS
Eve: *trying to be polite*
Michelle: *messing around on her phone*
Cas: *daydreaming*
Lily: *looking up Homestuck stuff*
Me: *reading* See More
IN PUBLIC
All: *acting like huge idiots*
IN FRONT OF PARENTS
Eve: *trying to be polite*
Michelle: *messing around on her phone*
Cas: *daydreaming*
Lily: *looking up Homestuck stuff*
Me: *reading* See More
IN PUBLIC
All: *acting like huge idiots*
on June 08, 2015
My friend Liz gave me her friends' number. This is what happened when we started texting.
Me: Hey!
Person: Hi there
Me: What's your name?
Person: Corey
Me: Nice! Are you a girl or a boy? (Since Corey works for either sex, I just wanted to know.)
Corey: Neither See More
Me: No, anatomically, which one are you?
Corey: I just said I'm neither!
Me: *facepalming IRL* Do you have a penis or a vagina?!
Corey: A vagina...
Me: THERE! See, that's ALL I wanted to know! Now shut up and let me tell you about Homestuck!
Keep in mind that this isn't hating against agender people. This is just one of the kinds of stupid misunderstandings I have to go through on a daily basis.
Me: Hey!
Person: Hi there
Me: What's your name?
Person: Corey
Me: Nice! Are you a girl or a boy? (Since Corey works for either sex, I just wanted to know.)
Corey: Neither See More
Me: No, anatomically, which one are you?
Corey: I just said I'm neither!
Me: *facepalming IRL* Do you have a penis or a vagina?!
Corey: A vagina...
Me: THERE! See, that's ALL I wanted to know! Now shut up and let me tell you about Homestuck!
Keep in mind that this isn't hating against agender people. This is just one of the kinds of stupid misunderstandings I have to go through on a daily basis.
on June 08, 2015
The ONE thing that bugged me in Jurassic Park.
VELOCIRAPTORS LIVE IN MONGOLIA!!!!
UGH!!!
VELOCIRAPTORS LIVE IN MONGOLIA!!!!
UGH!!!
What bugged me is that Velociraptors are actually rather small. Deinonychus are the ones like they have in the movie.
on June 08, 2015
on June 08, 2015
One of my non-school friends just told me there's no such thing as straight-bashing.
Haha, she must live in a land of unicorns and sunshine, because obviously she hasn't been to my school. Chew the facts before spitting out your conclusions.
Haha, she must live in a land of unicorns and sunshine, because obviously she hasn't been to my school. Chew the facts before spitting out your conclusions.
on June 08, 2015
on June 08, 2015
Say "water my lawn" in a British accent.
There, I just taught you how to say "watermelon" in a Jamaican accent.
There, I just taught you how to say "watermelon" in a Jamaican accent.
on June 08, 2015
on June 08, 2015
Would you rather:
a.) Only be able to speak in Enochian, or
b.) Start speaking in Elvish every time you swear?
a.) Only be able to speak in Enochian, or
b.) Start speaking in Elvish every time you swear?
on June 08, 2015
(Since the Jurassic Park fans barely get any recognition, here's something for them!)
Would you rather:
a.) Get chased by the Spinosaurus, or
b.) Get challenged by the Velociraptors?
Would you rather:
a.) Get chased by the Spinosaurus, or
b.) Get challenged by the Velociraptors?
on June 08, 2015
1, 2, 3, 4
I declare a gif war
I declare a gif war
on June 07, 2015
on June 07, 2015
on June 07, 2015
on June 07, 2015
on June 07, 2015
on June 07, 2015
Hey! Welcome to Qfeast! :)
No problem! If you ever need someone to turn to or fangirl with, I'll be right there! (BTW, I am the Donut Queen. Here's some donuts! ???????????????)
on June 07, 2015
on June 07, 2015
Biggest Team StarKid fangirl - @LookBatmanADog
on June 07, 2015
on June 07, 2015
on June 06, 2015
My "friend" has NO respect for the military whatsoever. -.-
on June 06, 2015
on June 06, 2015
*Based off of an actual Twitter conversation*
Person 1: The worst words you'll ever hear; "He's not going to make it."
Person 2: Yeah, I know right? I hate it when they pull out too early. I want some good sex!
Person 1: Yeah, thanks. My little brother's in the hospital dying of cancer and you post that sh!t on my status.
*facehoof* This is what happens when idiots are placed on this Earth.
Person 1: The worst words you'll ever hear; "He's not going to make it."
Person 2: Yeah, I know right? I hate it when they pull out too early. I want some good sex!
Person 1: Yeah, thanks. My little brother's in the hospital dying of cancer and you post that sh!t on my status.
*facehoof* This is what happens when idiots are placed on this Earth.
on June 06, 2015