vive_la_revolution - Page 6

My personal favorite!! Mwindo. He's a mythological African hero. His story starts before he's even born. His dad just wants girls (because in this culture girls are sold as brides, so brides bring money while sons mean loss of money, and Mwindo's dad wants to be rich), so he tells his wives "HAVE GIRLS ONLY OR I'LL GUT YOU." And all but one of them has a daughter. This last one, Mwindo's mom, stays pregnant for like two years. And then Mwindo randomly pops out of her pinky finger See More one day. And she's just like "thank F*CK I'm FREE OF THIS PREGNANCY SH*T" and he just starts toddling around the house singing about how awesome he is. But he has to run away bc he has a dick and his daddy don't like that. So he's raised by his aunt and uncles. And then he comes back to get revenge, or something. But more importantly, he ends up on a quest to the underworld, where he tries to do tasks for the Underworld King™, who gets pissed off at him for some reason and kills him. But Mwindo's magical flyswatter (did I mention he has a super magic flyswatter that he uses for like everything?) brings Mwindo back to life. And so Mwindo kills Underworld King™. But then brings him back to life. Then takes over his father's clan. The end.
Unfortunately, I can't tell you exactly what part of Africa this tale originates in bc English people are dipshits when it comes to caring about other people's cultures and most people in Africa passed these tales down orally rather than writing them (much like pretty much all the Greeks before like Homer), so no one really knows what culture this tale cane from or how it's changed over the decades.

Okay so. Best one. So the Koreans have this one goddess named Cheukshin. Wanna know what she's the goddess of? The outhouse. And this pisses her off, so she spends all of her time sulking about it and counting how many strands of hair are on her head.

Like I have a bunch of knowledge in my head about important women/poc/myths/etc that are largely ignored bc they aren't white straight cis British/American men and I want to knowledge vomit

Who wants to hear about a bunch of mythological figures from around the world? Like I'm talking Africa, Korea, Japan, native American, Aztec, not just your standard Greek/Roman/Norse/etc?

And you're back.
Here, you see!
We knew that you'd belong with me
(And THE REST OF QFEAST-)

But one thing I know for sure is that there is no way in hell I'm reading all of my notifications/news feed

I'm back!! Like, legit
My dad can't see or control what I do on my phone anymore. So I'll be on here when I can be

my dad blocked this site permanently
there isn't anything I can do I'm so sorry
I'm at my grandparents' right now but this is probably pretty much the last time I will ever be online
I mean I hope it won't be but atm pessimism is probably the best option.

hi

Sorry for disappearing
Dad blocked the site
Complicated
I'm on for a minute and then I have to go

BROOO
JUST STARTED LISTENING TO THE HAMILTON SOUNDTRACK AND
I'M ON THE FIRST CABNET BATTLE--

That feeling of panic when you suddenly remember an extremely important, urgent, pressing responsibility

That was a great movie
I still want a GIF of Batman doing his nope flop

Oh my god this movie literally basically ends with Joker and Batman confessing their love to each other

"Don't call me padre. Call me... Dads."

Why are people getting emotional just because Batman is being dumb
This isn't angsty, this is idiotic (and amusing)

Omfg "I hate you" "me too" Batman is literally the most me character ever

"we are just one big happy fraternity of people"
When you're talking bout your best friend but you don't know if they consider you their best friend yet

I stopped paying attention because there's too much smoke and dramatic music and screaming
When is Batman going to nope flop on the floor again

I'm making a big post of all of my comments bc Qfeast says I'm posting too much

@guy who says "I'm gonna go start looting" as soon as Joker frees all the villains: same

The idea that all of these villains might actually just stay in Gotham is deeply amusing.

Harry Potter should show up

That is noT HOW MEDUSA WORKS

I love that the main villain of this movie does everything he does because he's gay for Batman and wants a relationship

"if you feel bad, just beatbox" is real See More life advice that I will remember forever

Snake clowns are totally a thing

"Get a bunch of criminals together to fight the criminals? That's a stupid idea"

If Joker and Batman aren't dating by the end of this movie I will be very disappointed

I love that Joker is somehow the main villain and fvcking sauron is one of his helpful minions

Oh my god. When why and how did Superman fight the eye of sauron