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at the end of the day im posting my favorite qfeaster
yay!

WATCHIN GRAVITY FALLS! *whispers* gideon... HE'S A SIDEKICK!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zD3B0QZivis The boop

@Dipper_Pines1 I CANNOT DO PRIVATE MESSAGING... SORRY!

IF YOU SPAM ME WITH BILL I WILL MAKE A PAGE ALL ABOUT SOMETHING YOU LIKE

This is a conversation between Bill Cipher and yourself, BILL CIPHER.
Bill Cipher: Hi, me.
BILL CIPHER: HI
Bill Cipher: I've always wanted to have a conversation with myself.
BILL CIPHER: ... BILL TYPES IN ALL CAPS
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between and yourself, BILL CIPHER.
has left the conversation.
I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP

This is a conversation between Peridot and yourself, BILL CIPHER.
BILL CIPHER: DORITO!
BILL CIPHER: HI PERIDOT
BILL CIPHER: ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Illuminati: why do u work for Giddeon
BILL CIPHER: ..... WELL... HE HATES THE PINES I HATE HE PINES.... YOU GE I RIGHT?
Illuminati: why though
BILL CIPHER: *THE
BILL CIPHER: HMMMM.........YOU KNOW I DID START IT... BUT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THA-... NEVER MIND
Illuminati: i can see you hating stan but why dipper and mabel? AND WADDLES
Illuminati: stan+a+satan See More
BILL CIPHER: WAIT... WHO IS WADDLES ((JUST STAYIN IN CHARACTER))
Illuminati: stan+a=satan*
Illuminati: mabels small pre-bacon
BILL CIPHER: OH!
Illuminati: (i havent watched the show in a LOOONG time)
BILL CIPHER: REALLY........ I CAME BACK!!! IM SO HAPPY THAT BILL IS BACK IN THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILL CIPHER: WELL... ME AND "FORD" USED TO BE "PARTNERS"
Illuminati: whos ford
BILL CIPHER: O....M....G........... THE WRITER OF THE JOURNALS..... STANS LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER!!!
BILL CIPHER: STAN"FORD"
Illuminati: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Illuminati: I GET IT
Illuminati: haha..
BILL CIPHER: NO.... THATS HIS NAME...
Illuminati: haha...
Illuminati: eheheh
BILL CIPHER: IM SERIOUS...
Illuminati: he has a funny name...
BILL CIPHER: YEAH... THE TWIRPS CALL HIM FORD
Illuminati: twerps? thats a jessie and james word
BILL CIPHER: WHO ARE THEY?
Illuminati: pokemon people, you wouldnt know them
Illuminati: your like my son right?
BILL CIPHER: HMMM.....OH YEAH! I KNOW NOW...
BILL CIPHER: ...NO...
Illuminati: kinda
BILL CIPHER: I WAS CREATED NOT "BORN"
Illuminati: by who
BILL CIPHER: ... THE UNIVERSE... OKAY, I DONT KNOW
BILL CIPHER: JUST A SEC...
BILL CIPHER: IM BACK
Illuminati: whatd u do
BILL CIPHER: I MAKE DEALS... THEN TORTURE THE LESS FORTUNATE
Illuminati: me too, coincidence
Illuminati: i am the government
BILL CIPHER: DEALS TO TAKE OVER.... "DIPPERS" BODY!
Illuminati: why do u want to take over dipper
Illuminati: why not something that matters, like the government
BILL CIPHER: OH... I ALREADY DID... LOOK UP BIPPER ON GOOGLE IMAGES
Illuminati: ok hold on
Illuminati: um..? cars?
BILL CIPHER: NO!
Illuminati: oh
Illuminati: ok
Illuminati: there were a bunch of cars
BILL CIPHER: BIPPER FROM GRAVITY FALLS
BILL CIPHER: ALRIGHT... GOTTA GO SO HURRY UP PLEASE
Illuminati: i liked tyrone the best
Illuminati: go where and hurry with what
BILL CIPHER: WHO IS TYRONE
Illuminati: one of the dipper clones
BILL CIPHER: OH YEAH.... DID YOU LOOK UP BIPPER FROM GRAVITY FALLS
Illuminati: yes
Illuminati: he has cat eyes...
BILL CIPHER: YEP!
BILL CIPHER: GOTTA GO SO REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!
Illuminati: OK BYE ME!
Illuminati: HAVE FUN
You've left the conversation.
MORE CHATS!

I HATE BILLDIP... ALSO PINESEST... ITS JUST SO TERRIBLE

102 FOLLOWERS! THANK YOU ALLSO MUCH!

THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OF A CHAT I ONCE HAD...
BILL CIPHER: ...HE...HE....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOUR MY PUPPET NOW! *TAKES YOUR BODY*
YVONNE: What?!
BILL CIPHER: OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
YVONNE: You never told me of this, you treacherous creature!
BILL CIPHER: I GAVE YOU POWER... TO BE INVISIBLE! AND I GOT MY PUPPET... YOU!
YVONNE: Invisibility?! See More
YVONNE: You idiot!
YVONNE: This was not the deal!
BILL CIPHER: WELCOME TO THE MINDSCAPE... NOW GET USED TO IT!
YVONNE: Give me my body!
YVONNE: At once!!!!!
BILL CIPHER: HMM.... NOPE!
YVONNE: Where is my power??? My status???
YVONNE: I deserve both!
YVONNE: Give me what I deserve! Now!
BILL CIPHER: YOUR POWER... TO BE INVISIBLE. YOUR STATUS... HERE *THROWS PAPER AT YOU* AN ESSAY OF THE MINDSCAPE!
BILL CIPHER: THERE! AND MY PUPPET... WELL, YOUR MY PUPPET!!!
YVONNE: If you are all knowing, you know I didn't mean that!
YVONNE: *Tears well up in her eyes*
BILL CIPHER: OH I KNEW...
YVONNE: Why then give me my political status! Give me the power to destroy those who stand in my way!
BILL CIPHER: *LOOKS THROUGH THE REFRIGLATOR* YAAAAAY! HUMAN SODA!!!
YVONNE: Listen to me!
BILL CIPHER: HMMM... HERES THAT STATUS ON ASHEET OFPAPER *HANDS YOU A PAPER* OH, AND I CAN GIV YOU POWER TO DEFEAT ENEMIES.. JUST NOT ENOUGH TO DEFEAT ME! * POURS SODA ALL OVER FACE *
YVONNE: Then do so! And give me my body!
BILL CIPHER: OKAY... BUT FIRST... RACE YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS *OH YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT*
YVONNE: I do not "race".
BILL CIPHER: SOOOOO... WHERE IS IT?
YVONNE: Where is what?! Be specific, fool!
BILL CIPHER: YOU KNOW..
YVONNE: I know many things.
BILL CIPHER: AND I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS *IN DEEP VOICE* LOTS OF THINGS
YVONNE: *She narrows her eyes* Hnn...
BILL CIPHER: WHAT YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY POWERS * TURNS REALLY BIG*... *TURNS REALLY SMALL*... *STARTS CHANGING COLORS*
YVONNE: Your magic will not phase me.
BILL CIPHER: I WASNT TRYING TO
YVONNE: Then what's your point?
BILL CIPHER: *STILL CHANGING COLORS* BUT HEY YOU GOTTA SAY... IT WAS PRETTY COOL
YVONNE: I've seen better.
BILL CIPHER: LIKE WHAT?
YVONNE: The raising of the dead.
BILL CIPHER: *HE RAISES THE DEAD, THEY ARE ZOMBIES.THEN, HE TURNS THEM TO ALIVE,NORMAL PEOPLE*
YVONNE: ...Is that all?
YVONNE: Are you done, creature?
BILL CIPHER: YEP!
YVONNE: Finally.
BILL CIPHER: ((SORRY I WAS DOING SOMETHING))
YVONNE: (( it's fine! :)
BILL CIPHER: ANYWAY HERES YOUR BODY BACK I GOTTA GO REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BYE GOLD BYE!
gravity falls [BILL CIPHER] disconnected
THAT WAS A LOOOONG CHAT

question... who am i gonna be 4 halloween?

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SPAM ME WITH BILL

AND NOW... PART 3 OF THE MOST AWESOME BATTLE OF THE DORITOS (WARNING: THIS IS EXTREMELY INTENSE)
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SO PERIDOT JJUST ATE A DORITO....
LUCKY FOR YOU... I SAID... I HAVE NO MOUTH
I ZAP HER IN DA FACE ?
I DONT HAVE HAIR EITHER
ZAPSSSSS.... DIRK IN DA FACE