on October 10, 2018
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I don’t want to imagine this all happening in one room but making Mac and cheese
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on October 10, 2018
thisaccisdeaderthanceleste added a new chapter to The Awesome war with the POV of Pam
Bye
So we ended the war.
We both won.
We stopped at Dunkin Donuts and told Gil to ask his friends what they wanted from there. So there we were, minding our own business, and all of a sudden we hear
“I DONT WANT STUPID DUNKIN DONUTS AFTER THAT PROFANE MUSIC THEY GAVE ME.”
Eesh.
He needs a nap.
Or a new piano.
Or to paint some happy trees.
By the time we got back to Dunder Mifflin, it was time to go home. Jim went right to bed. He was tired. I watched a bit of the Eagles game then went to bed.... Read Full Chapter
We both won.
We stopped at Dunkin Donuts and told Gil to ask his friends what they wanted from there. So there we were, minding our own business, and all of a sudden we hear
“I DONT WANT STUPID DUNKIN DONUTS AFTER THAT PROFANE MUSIC THEY GAVE ME.”
Eesh.
He needs a nap.
Or a new piano.
Or to paint some happy trees.
By the time we got back to Dunder Mifflin, it was time to go home. Jim went right to bed. He was tired. I watched a bit of the Eagles game then went to bed.... Read Full Chapter
on October 10, 2018
thisaccisdeaderthanceleste added a new chapter to The Awesome war with the POV of Pam
Ruin
We may have just destroyed classical music.
Wow.
Oh speaking of, we now have Alicia Keys on our side. She got sick and tired of sample lawsuit over Piano and I, so she decided to join us.
Before Phase 3, Cardi said, “Wow, the Symphony Orchestra is really gonna approve of this one!!”
Speaking of again, yesterday Adam got a letter from a flutist in said Symphony Orchestra saying that Adam had talent. You know, the whole “Hole in the bucket” thing?
My day has gone great. Read Full Chapter
Wow.
Oh speaking of, we now have Alicia Keys on our side. She got sick and tired of sample lawsuit over Piano and I, so she decided to join us.
Before Phase 3, Cardi said, “Wow, the Symphony Orchestra is really gonna approve of this one!!”
Speaking of again, yesterday Adam got a letter from a flutist in said Symphony Orchestra saying that Adam had talent. You know, the whole “Hole in the bucket” thing?
My day has gone great. Read Full Chapter
on October 09, 2018
Today I was on YouTube and this song called Slavica was in my recommended. I have not watched anything similar to it.
Wow.
Wow.
on October 09, 2018
Pam: Alright, Phase 3 time.
Post Malone: Are me and Cardi in it?
Pam: Yup. Also, “Cringy German squad gets attacked by birds” is getting really popular on YouTube. 5000 VIEWS!!
Cardi: I know, but what’s the plan?
Pam: You guys know that piano guy, right?
Post Malone: Rodrick, right?
Pam: Yeah. With the help of Snoop Dogg, we’re going to DESTROY classical music. You will never hear piano the same again. See More
Cardi: Lets do this.
Post Malone: Are me and Cardi in it?
Pam: Yup. Also, “Cringy German squad gets attacked by birds” is getting really popular on YouTube. 5000 VIEWS!!
Cardi: I know, but what’s the plan?
Pam: You guys know that piano guy, right?
Post Malone: Rodrick, right?
Pam: Yeah. With the help of Snoop Dogg, we’re going to DESTROY classical music. You will never hear piano the same again. See More
Cardi: Lets do this.
Pam: Alright. Let’s do this. He’s playing piano right now.
Snoop: I’ll go first. *runs out* WHEN THE PIMPS IN THE CRIB MA DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT WHEN THE PIGS TRY TO GET AT YOU PARK IT LIKE ITS HOT PARK IT LIKE ITS HOT PARK IT LIKE ITS HOT
Cardi: *Runs out* YEAH THEY CALL ME CARDI B I RUN THIS-
Bruno Mars: *runs out* I See More drink till I’m drunk, smoke till I’m high
Pam*starts banging on other piano*
Post: YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER NOW BETTER NOW
*They see Roderich’s face as red as a beet and stop singing and banging*
Snoop: Oh no.
Snoop: I’ll go first. *runs out* WHEN THE PIMPS IN THE CRIB MA DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT WHEN THE PIGS TRY TO GET AT YOU PARK IT LIKE ITS HOT PARK IT LIKE ITS HOT PARK IT LIKE ITS HOT
Cardi: *Runs out* YEAH THEY CALL ME CARDI B I RUN THIS-
Bruno Mars: *runs out* I See More drink till I’m drunk, smoke till I’m high
Pam*starts banging on other piano*
Post: YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER NOW BETTER NOW
*They see Roderich’s face as red as a beet and stop singing and banging*
Snoop: Oh no.
on October 09, 2018
on October 09, 2018
We now have Steve Harvey
And he is god
And he is god
on October 09, 2018
thisaccisdeaderthanceleste added a new chapter to The Awesome war with the POV of Pam
Oh wow
This battle is getting intense. Hey, at least we have some new allies. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Bob Ross, Zim (And his friends), the three witches from Hocus Pocus, Spongebob, Fergie, Rihanna, Madonna, Shakira, the Walmart yodel boy, and Walmart Bob.
Eesh. Read Full Chapter
Eesh. Read Full Chapter
on October 09, 2018
thisaccisdeaderthanceleste added a new chapter to The Awesome war with the POV of Pam
Day 3
Dunder Mifflin Paper Company is about to have the biggest victory of the war so far. We’re watching a battle between Angela, Kelly, Dwight, Oscar, and Jim against two people named Elizabeta and Mei. We already got Mei clonked but we’re keeping Elizabeta trapped until Cardi can get here. She’s got skills.
There’s also these two kids named Max and Nikki from Camp Campbell that will help us. We’ve also got Bendy and Boris from BATIM, Post Malone, the Power Rangers, Mickey Mouse, the UK Office ca... Read Full Chapter
There’s also these two kids named Max and Nikki from Camp Campbell that will help us. We’ve also got Bendy and Boris from BATIM, Post Malone, the Power Rangers, Mickey Mouse, the UK Office ca... Read Full Chapter
on October 08, 2018
Jim: Ok, now that Phase 1 is over, time for phase 2. Angela has very good weapon skills.
Angela: You want me to fight frying pans with frying pans?
Jim: Exactly. Bring all 4 and try not to get clonked in the head. Good luck.
Angela: Ok.
Kelly: Can I help too?
Angela: Sure.
Angela: You want me to fight frying pans with frying pans?
Jim: Exactly. Bring all 4 and try not to get clonked in the head. Good luck.
Angela: Ok.
Kelly: Can I help too?
Angela: Sure.
Dwight: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH SAVE OUR SCRANTON THESE BIRDS
Oscar: I’ve got this. Dwight, Kelly, And Jim, prevent Elizabeta from getting away. Angela, help me take out these birds. *Gets out frying pan*
Angela: Wait. *Gets a pile of bird food and throws it towards Gilbert and the others watching.*
*The birds all go in his direction*
Cardi: Wow. See More My lord. Let’s post it on YouTube! “Cringy German squad gets attacked by birds!” Haha! Nice job Angela!
Angela: Thanks.
Michael shows up and throws some of the bird food at Germany. Half of the birds go towards him.
Oscar: I’ve got this. Dwight, Kelly, And Jim, prevent Elizabeta from getting away. Angela, help me take out these birds. *Gets out frying pan*
Angela: Wait. *Gets a pile of bird food and throws it towards Gilbert and the others watching.*
*The birds all go in his direction*
Cardi: Wow. See More My lord. Let’s post it on YouTube! “Cringy German squad gets attacked by birds!” Haha! Nice job Angela!
Angela: Thanks.
Michael shows up and throws some of the bird food at Germany. Half of the birds go towards him.
on October 09, 2018
Elizabeta is now worried. She needs backup.
Gilbert sees his yellow bird companion, Gilbird. All of a sudden, a huge flock of yellow chicks fly around Jim and Dwight.
Ludwig: ATTACK! *he charges towards Oscar*
Elizabeta: Schibas!
Gilbert sees his yellow bird companion, Gilbird. All of a sudden, a huge flock of yellow chicks fly around Jim and Dwight.
Ludwig: ATTACK! *he charges towards Oscar*
Elizabeta: Schibas!
on October 09, 2018
*Kelly and Angela enter the battle ground only to find Gilbert and the puny squad beat them there.*
Angela: Ok. You go for Mei, I’ll find Elizabeta. Good luck.
Kelly: Ok.
*Kelly finds Mei and sneaks up on him. Two seconds later, clonk. Kelly takes off before he can wake up.*
*Angela is not able to catch up with Elizabeta. She’s pretty fast, Angela thought. But See More then, out of nowhere, Oscar, a good frying pan hitter, blocks Elizabeta from moving that way. Dwight And Jim help too. There’s nowhere for her to go. She’s trapped.*
Angela: Ok. You go for Mei, I’ll find Elizabeta. Good luck.
Kelly: Ok.
*Kelly finds Mei and sneaks up on him. Two seconds later, clonk. Kelly takes off before he can wake up.*
*Angela is not able to catch up with Elizabeta. She’s pretty fast, Angela thought. But See More then, out of nowhere, Oscar, a good frying pan hitter, blocks Elizabeta from moving that way. Dwight And Jim help too. There’s nowhere for her to go. She’s trapped.*
on October 08, 2018
Gilbert: Okay, people. Zhe ozher team is getting ready. Elizabeta, get jour frying pans on double. It looks like zhey are also using frying pans.
Elizabeta: Great. Now I can use zhat new skillet pan I got along wizh zhe other ones. I'll need some help zhough.
Mei: I will help! Yao-China taught me wok skills he used on Axis!
Elizabeta: Great! Now let's go!
*they See More go, ready for battle*
Gilbert, Ludwig, Kiku, Feli, and Roderich watch.
Elizabeta: Great. Now I can use zhat new skillet pan I got along wizh zhe other ones. I'll need some help zhough.
Mei: I will help! Yao-China taught me wok skills he used on Axis!
Elizabeta: Great! Now let's go!
*they See More go, ready for battle*
Gilbert, Ludwig, Kiku, Feli, and Roderich watch.
on October 08, 2018
on October 08, 2018
Dwight: We now have Cardi B on our side!
Cardi: okurrrr! I can’t wait to fight for you guys!
Jim: Ok
Pam: Hey at least we have another ally.
Cardi: Watch out Gilly. Cuz I’ve got some skillz.
Cardi: okurrrr! I can’t wait to fight for you guys!
Jim: Ok
Pam: Hey at least we have another ally.
Cardi: Watch out Gilly. Cuz I’ve got some skillz.
Pennsylvania: If he’s on your side, I’m not fighting with him. I’d rather have all my siblings attack me than take down the fandom of MY OWN SHOW.
on October 08, 2018
Gilbert: Vhat?? Jou have a famous rapper on your side? *turns to his team* Ve also need an awesome rapper or singer!
Ludwig: zhe most famous und profane are from America.
Elizabeta: Speaking of America, whose side do you zhink he's on? Pennsylvania is his state. But he's in our fandom. And him and Gil are friends.
Ludwig: zhe most famous und profane are from America.
Elizabeta: Speaking of America, whose side do you zhink he's on? Pennsylvania is his state. But he's in our fandom. And him and Gil are friends.
on October 07, 2018
on October 07, 2018
thisaccisdeaderthanceleste added a new chapter to The Awesome war with the POV of Pam
Day 2
And here is our side’s advantage: we have everything they have plus more. We have more people fighting for the Jim cause. They just have 2 supporters and a puny team. This guy on their side threw a hissy fit earlier because Adam was banging on the piano singing ear splitting lyrics. His playing and singing was fine. That guy over reacted. The thing I’m surprised Adam would do is fight back. And he did. “This is my music”.
Wow, that has to be the most savage quote of this war.
But that didn’t... Read Full Chapter
Wow, that has to be the most savage quote of this war.
But that didn’t... Read Full Chapter
on October 07, 2018
Dwight: Adam has joined us!
Adam: Yes I have. And I can play piano too! Look!
*starts banging on piano*
THERES A HOLE IN THE BUCKET, MY DARLING, A HOOOOOOOOOOLLEE!!!!!!!!!
Adam: Yes I have. And I can play piano too! Look!
*starts banging on piano*
THERES A HOLE IN THE BUCKET, MY DARLING, A HOOOOOOOOOOLLEE!!!!!!!!!
on October 07, 2018
on October 07, 2018
