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zee gets pregnant (satire) (not official lore)

this was highly requested. yall r FREAKS

d-ray and zee were hanging out at zee’s house. just the two of them; mitch was working on his car, and rex was busy getting no bitches. zee’s mom wasn’t home which was a good thing because they were gonna bang. d-ray had suddenly realized that he wasn’t homophobic and he was in love with zee.
they went up to zee’s room, zee turned all the stuffed animals around, and they banged.
it was a very intense bang. zee bottomed because he’s short, they did every position ever and at the end d ray smoked a cigarette.
then zee’s mom pulled back in the driveway so they had to put their clothes on quickly and d-ray jumped out the window.
zee was so tired from banging that he went right to sleep.
things were definitely gonna be awkward at school tomorrow.
however, when zee woke up in the morning he immediately found himself overcome with nausea and had to run to the bathroom to throw up. he must’ve gotten a virus or something. there was no way he was going to school.
he woke up around noon feeling perfectly fine, oddly enough.
maybe it something he ate? he spent the day in bed, watching gay  porn and texting the group chat.
however, the next morning, the same thing happened.
he told his mom he still felt sick, and stayed home again. it was okay. again, after a few hours it just went away. he took the rest of the day off, just in case.
the third day he woke up sick, he decided just to go in anyways. he’d be fine. he brushed his teeth to get rid of the bitter taste, put on some comfy clothes, and headed to school.
he couldn’t help but notice while at school, that he was using the bathroom a lot more often than usual. weird.
lunchtime came around, and as usual, they gathered in the bathroom for their 6th period smoke sesh.
zee decided to bring it up then and there.
“has anyone else been sick lately?” he asked them, and they all shook their heads.
“weird, i’ve been throwing up every morning since wednesday.”
“aww, are you pregnant?” mitch teased. the other boys laughed but zee felt his cheeks burn.
there was no way of course. well, d-ray hadn’t pulled out but he shouldn’t gave needed to.
zee decided to stop at a dollar store and buy a cheap pregnancy test as a joke. the boys would get a kick out of it for sure.
he took the test in a gas station bathroom on the way home, laughing a little at himself. it was a little funny. pissing on a stick.
it wasn’t that funny, however, when he saw the second line start to fade in.