Trump's Ways to Die
(To be sung to the tune of "Dumb Ways To Die")Set fire to his fat
Start a fight with a Democrat
Have a stroke during a debate
Use his private parts as piranha bait.
Trump's ways to die
So many Trump ways to die
Trump's ways to die-ie-ie
So many Trump ways to die.
Get hit by a car while playing Pokemon Go
Be thrown headfirst into a bank of snow
Choke on his own toupee
Be publicly announced as gay.
Trump's ways to die
So many Trump ways to die
Trump's ways to die-ie-ie
So many Trump ways to die.
Have an aneurysm in his head
Attract worms when he wets the bed
Get his wife sent back to wherever she's from
Have a paintball shot at his bum.
Trump's ways to die
So many Trump ways to die
Trump's ways to die-ie-ie
So many Trump ways to die.
Show up at Ted Cruz's convention speech
Kill someone and get the death penalty...
Get pushed off the edge of the Grand Canyon,
Crash into a tree while checking his messages.
Explode with anger when he loses the election.
They may not rhyme but they're definitely
The ways that Trump will die,
The ways that Trump will die-ie,
The ways that Trump will die-ie-ie...
Can't wait to see,
Can't wait to see how he'll die.
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- It's a debate, he has the right. Hillary interrupted Bernie at debates.
- Trump is a satirical person, I'm sure it was likely a joke.
Here are some things you've said to me:
"..you're older but dumber." "...who would wanna be friends with a bragger?" "...actually get some friends for once." "...idiot's voted for him and you're one too." "...stupid kid like you." "You're a crook like her." "...you're too stupid to understand them." "..nobody wants a grammar See More freak like you around." "....insult to all the stupid people like you." "You're annoying..." "I wouldn't listen to a grammar freak/idiot like you..." "...immature is exactly what you are." "...you're not even smart." "...someone might hate you as much as I do." "...you're too stupid to realize..." "...if I was your mom, I'd be ashamed." "...it's just a stupid poem."
*whatever
First of all, Bill Clinton was not one of the most terrible presidents in history.
Second of all, "..stupid kid like you who can't even vote"? Really? I'm not stupid; I read at a college level, I skipped a grade, and I'm taking Honors Algebra 2 in 9th grade. And what do you mean, can't even vote? YOU can't vote, either! I'm older See More than you! :/
Really...
I'm honestly shocked that people are actually ignorant enough to believe that Hillary and Obama founded Isis...
Obama took the troops out because it was the best option at the time. He didn't know the consequences. Plus, everyone makes mistakes.
As for your question, Isis kills people because it is made up of terrorists. Terrorists are heartless people. Obama is NOT a terrorist. Hillary is NOT a terrorist. Trump is NOT a terrorist (although he is heartless and cruel).
Oh, I'M the stupid one? Not you, who constantly uses incorrect grammar?:-B
Um, no. Celebrities talk crap about Trump because he is a terrible human being.
10/10
In space
Without a space suit
FOREVER
2. Like what? Also, *isn't
3. Um... okay... I never liked you too...
4. Who said I WANTED to be friends with a Trump-lover who uses bad grammar?
5. I'm pretty sure I already know what you think of me. And if you're trying to make me feel bad, See More not going to work. News flash: I honestly don't care what a 12 year old writes about me in their diary.
1.Your annoying because you talk bad stuff about Trump witch isn't relevant.
2.You say stuff about me that aren't true.
3.I just never liked you.
4.I don't think we can be friends, because I don't want to. See More
5.You don't wanna know what I think of you.
First of all, Secretary of State is more government experience than Trump has had.
Second of all, I'M immature? You're the one who's defending Trump.
Third of all, as I said before, I am definitely smarter than you.
Fourth of all, *you're. See More
Fifth of all, I do know what comebacks are, but you obviously don't; yours have been desperate, grasping at straws, attempting to sound cool but really seeming incredibly uninformed.
Sixth of all, I'm sorry, but I WON'T do you that favor. You haven't earned it.
And finally, seventh of all, I am not one bit upset at the thought that someone else might hate me. I am, however, concerned as to why YOU hate me.
2. Yes, my mother did tell me that, and unlike YOU, I know how to find sites that are fact-checked and proven true.
3. "Obama... cause of Isis." Okay, so apparently the minute you don't like someone, they're automatically categorized as the founder of a terrorist organization?!?! Talk about immature.
4. If you still See More haven't realized that stupid people (like you) exist in all your 12 years of life, then wow.
5. Yes, I am a Hillary supporter, and proud of it. Trump lies 40% more than she does.