OH HELL NAW!
Andy: Whats for dinner, babe?Camille: Fried chicken, potato salad and collard greens.
Andy: We have this sh*t everyday. I'm tired of being poor. 3:
Camille: Then get some f*cking money in this crib and we won't.
Andy: Damn b-
*LOUD knocking on door*
Andy: HELL NAW! I FORGOT TO PAY MY CHILD CARE! DX I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO LOCKED UP! DX *Opens the door and gets on his knees* DON'T ARREST ME, PLEEAAASE!
Alexis: *Comes in* Don't know what the hell you're talking about...
Andy: Oh, its you. -_- Always scaring someone with that loud ass knocking...
Alexis: WHERE'S THE CHICKEN?! I'M STARVING!
Andy: Camille's making the chicken.
Camille: Alexis? How you doing?
Alexis: Good sunday morning and- SHADOW! WHERES THE RIBS?!
Shadow: *Outside* DAMMIT! THERE IS NO RIBS!
Alexis: WHERES MY CANDY?
Andy: *Facepalm* This b-
Alexis: *Has fury in her eyes* WHAT, MOTHERF*CKER?!
Andy: OH SHIT! Nothing!
Alexis: Thats what I thought...SHADOW, IMMA WHIP YOUR ASS!
Shadow: O_O *Ransacks through the car trunk faster*
Alexis: *Glares at Camille* Finally got you a fine flat screen did you?
Camille: Yeah...Andy asked for it and it was only $500.
Alexis: Shit, if Shadow asked for anything that expensive, I wouldn't buy it. Uh-uh.
Andy: Camille, babe. We got more guests...
*2015 Cadillac is parking by the mansion*
*Outside the mansion*
Sapphire: Hold my bag. *Throws it to him*
Dominac: Looking fine. What are we doing tonight?
Sapphire: *Just finished putting her gloss on, snatches her bag back* Get your ass in the house.
Dominac: *Slick grin, gold teeth are revealed*
Andy: OH HELL NAW! WHO INVITED THIS N*GGA?!
Alexis: Who?!
Andy: DOMINAC! This crib gonna be shot up! *Pushes Alexis and Camille upstairs* Come on upstairs! We're out!
Alexis: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME.
Camille: He can't be that bad. Hopefully those 15 years in jail paid off.
Andy: *Grabs chrome*
Dominac: *Comes in to see Andy aiming a gun at him* ??? WTH?!
Andy: Thats right. Don't come in MY crib with no weapons. I'm-we're too young to die!
Dominac: What are you-
Sapphire: AY! There go my gurl Alexis!
Andy: Shit. *Quickly put gun away*
Shadow: AY! Dominac! SUP?!
Dominac: *Hugs Shadow like a bro*
Alexis: Shadow...
Shadow: Oh, I got the gummy bears, babe...*Mumbles* Don't kill me.
Dominac: *Smokes a pack of Marlboro cigarettes, looking at Sapphires bottom*
Camille: Wheres Ruby at with the radio?
Ruby: *Busts in* TURN DOWN FOR WHAT! XD
Andy: Who the hell is this b*tch?!
Sapphire: We're gonna have this union poppin'! XD
Alexis: *Glaring at Sapphire* Looking like Beyonce, gurl.
Sapphire: Like my dress? $100. Best offer ever. X3
Andy: Mouthing Alexis, mocking her* *Gets straight on Camille* You never told me there was a party...
Camille: *Smirks* Surprised?
Andy: Yeah, peeps coming in like: SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER!
Ember: Mommy?
Camille: Yeah?
Ember: Can I play too?
Psychic: Yeah, momma! I'm tired of being upstairs...
Camille: Stay in the living room with Andy.
Both: *Nods*
Alexis: Those kids growing up fast.
Camille: ^-^ I know.
Andy: *Mumbling as he cuts up a watermelon*
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I SERIOUSLY WOULD SNOOP IN ON THEM
XDDD
Its so fab tho