The Story of Derpy Hooves

Derpy's begining

Once upon a time there was a little filly named Derpy, she was born on an odd day,even month and odd year. From the beginning of her life she loved muffins. The first time she ate one she knew they were her favorite. She went to her first day of school and every one made fun of her for her derpy eyes.
When she went home that night she ran through the front door and ran up to her bedroom slammed the door and started crying. I will never be popular, I’m just a freak she said. Her mom came up and knocked on the door, sweetie whats wrong? Go away I never want to see you again! But sweetie, I'm
making muffins for dessert. I was gonna go to the sweet shop to bake them. MUFFINS!?!? I’m coming with you mommy. Then they went to the sweet shop. They made Banana Blueberry Muffins here is the recipe: you will need 2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/2 cups mashed bananas
4 egg whites
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup fresh blueberries
this makes 12 muffins.
Directions:PREP
15 mins
COOK
16 mins
READY IN
31 mins
Directions
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 12 cup muffin pan.
2. In a large bowl, mix the whole wheat flour, brown sugar, cinnamon, baking powder, and baking soda. In a separate bowl, mix the bananas, egg whites, and vanilla extract.
3. Mix the banana mixture into the flour mixture until smooth. Fold in the blueberries. Spoon the batter into the prepared muffin pan.
4. Bake 16 minutes in the preheated oven, or until a toothpick inserted in the center of a muffin comes out clean.
After that they brought the muffins home, Derpy asked can I have one? Yes. You  may have one Derpy.
YAY!!!! A few years later she got her cutie mark by trying to do an experiment but sadly it did not work it just blew up,and left bubbles,she soon noticed a cutie mark on her flank. Derpy started jumping around with joy saying I got my cutie mark,I got my cutie mark,I got my cutie mark! Until her mom came and said what happened here? I got my cutie mark! You what? I got my cutie mark!! where is it show me! Here▒<!Wow I’m so proud, but i don't get what it is supposed to be.
I like bubbles, it could be that, right mama? Sure it could my darling flow- wait i mean MY DARLING BUBBLE!!! HA HA HA HA HA they both laughed!