The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

The Epic Adventure Of My Ass 2.0

This is the story of how my ass turned into a dolphin and we fell in love. Will our dolphin and human love survive or will he be turned to sushi while I am forever without an ass.

published on January 09, 2017not completed

Pancakes and Fire

I woke up and I smelled something delicious and I wondered what it was. About five seconds after I smelled something delicious, I started smelling a burnt scent and the smoke detector started going off. I sprang up out of bed, grabbed the fire extinguisher and bolted into the kitchen spraying the foam everywhere. After I finished spraying it everywhere I calmed down and saw Holio laying there on the ground in a pink apron with a spatula in his flipper.
He looked shocked and I apologized for overreacting. Then we started laughing our asses off and I tried to help Holio stand up which resulted in me falling down as well and more laughter. We finally managed to stand up after we'd stopped laughing and we cleaned up the kitchen. "Now shoo, obviously you can't be trusted in my kitchen.", I said pushing him out. He pouted and said he was going to take a shower.
I started mixing flour and eggs together and added in some strawberries and blueberries for flavour. When the batter was finished I put it into a skillet and started to cook pancakes. I made about six pancakes and I set them out on the table along with some maple syrup. I went to tell Holio breakfast was ready when I saw him in the hallway in just a towel. I blushed deeply and ran back into the kitchen extremely embarrassed. I wondered how dolphins could have such amazing abs and look so handsome. "Stop it", I thought to myself, "he is a dolphin and you are a human you can't be in love with him plus he's your own ass." I snapped out of my thoughts when Holio came in looking really cute in his teal hoodie and ripped jeans. He sat down and thanked me for cooking breakfast and we ate in a delightful silence.
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I'm dieing, help me! ?
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You can't die before you finish reading the story
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on January 17, 2017
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on January 16, 2017
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on January 12, 2017
People should comment on this more. I don't bite I swear!
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on January 11, 2017
*Has no words* *facepalms self not understanding life anymore* Wh--Wha???
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Life is pretty
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on March 22, 2017
Accept its beauty
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O--ok..
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on January 11, 2017
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on January 10, 2017
Okay good
I didn't get any nightmare-worthy moments
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Did you get those from the first one?
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No, I got them from a different book.
I haven't slept since I read that one.
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on January 09, 2017
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