Kitsune's Magic

How It Is Being A Kitsune Butler

I Have To Use My Tail To Get The Girls A Glass Of Water, And To Vacuum, I Pretty Much Have To Have 2 Tails To Use Silverware. Michael Was Frustrated When This Change Happen, So Much That He Fired Me. I Was So Sad This Happened Because I Lost My Job And Had A Serious Case Of Revenge. So Saw The Warlock And Killed Him. Then I Felt Guilty And Put My Tail Between My Legs Basically.

I Was So Sad That I Cried And It Made Flowers Grow. Then I Told The Flowers That I Loved Them. That Made The Flowers Turn Into A Fountain That It Was Legal To Swim In. Then Figured Out The Element Was Love So I Ran Back To The Mansion. Then I Saw That Michael Was Being Nicer And The Kids Were So Happy, I Told Them The Element, Then After After A Good And Warm Family Hug, They Had Some Bad News, They Said That The Spell Was Permanent But Hey I'm Unique Just The Way I Am.