friday: an autobiography

I am not strange!

I am not strange! I know he swapped those dates! I knew it was friday. One after thursday. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his calander, he got that idiot at the calander shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This strange behavior? He's done worse. That bullsquid! Are you telling me that a bull just happens to squid like that? No! He orchestrated it! chuck'! He chucked through a friday night! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own twitter.com! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his funny out of the people! But not our chuck'! Couldn't be precious chuck'! chucking them blind! And he gets to be a tweeter!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!