The Qfeast Times September 2014

Quiz: What delicious food are you?

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And Now...

1. You watch your little sister in her performance, "Thanksgiving." She played a dancing turkey. When her lines came, like "Please don't eat me!" and when she sang her solo, "Life's Not Easy if Your A Turkey", she sulked and didn't say it with lots of feeling. The audience got bored and some yawned, even though it was 2:35. When your parents go across the street to chat with the neighbors and leave you and your little sister alone in her bedroom, what do you do about it?
A. Tell her she needs to step into the turkey's buckled shoes and say it with feeling, and straighten her body out.
B. Do nothing. She still participated and remembered her lines, so who cares?
C. Tell her to "Hut, hut, hut!" and get her doing a Fiddler on the Roof monologue by the end of the evening. With feeling.

2. When you and your boyfriend break up, he says it's because he "needs a change in his life." You understand, but later see him making out with a popular cheerleader at Prom the next day. You walk over to him in the hall. What do you do?
A. Punch him and tell him why don't he join the cheer-leading team.
B. Smile at him but then confront him about it.
C. Call him a swear word and walk away. If the cheerleader is nice, tell her what happened.

3. You are on stage doing a presentation and sweating your head off. You:
A. Pinch yourself
B. Try to calm yourself down
C. Force yourself to pay attention

4. What's your favorite color?
A. Red or brown
B. Yellow or orange
C. Green

Mostly A's
Steak

Mostly B's
Popcorn

Mostly C's
Broccoli