Chapter Five
(TMI warning cause it involves...girl...things)Northern_Narnia Dude I tried to pronounce Tinos last name
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch You fu cked up
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Sims wouldn't even let me type has last name
Northern_Narnia I said it
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch It's so long and confusing
Northern_Narnia I watched a video on how to pronounce it
Northern_Narnia Over ten times and I got it
Northern_Narnia Dude the last day on MCL better be the dress because I didn't get it yet
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Ikr at 1:12 I got a piece of the illustration and I'm just like bruh I wanted the fu cking dress
Northern_Narnia Ugh I just realized we got an illustration
Northern_Narnia We're going to have a snowball tomorrow
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch No it'll have to be the dress
Northern_Narnia I will have to be, but the snowballs wouldn't make sense to stop at 9
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Because that's the only thing left
Northern_Narnia Also, they didn't finish the illustrations
Northern_Narnia So it's most likely a snowball, if we're lucky it's going to be a dress, or another illustration
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch We'll probably get the dress during the episode we have to use the snowballs for then
Northern_Narnia True true
Northern_Narnia Maybe the snowballs are for a game that when it opens you're supposed to "throw" them to try and get prizes
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Maybe
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Maybe there are snow dicks you have to put the snowballs on
Northern_Narnia .......
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch XD
Northern_Narnia I have $313 in the game man
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Did ya laugh?
Northern_Narnia Hory sheet
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I $242
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch *have
Northern_Narnia I THOUGHT YOU MESSED UP AND YOU SAID YOU HAD $1242
Northern_Narnia I WAS ABOUT TO QUESTION ON HOW THE FU CK YOU DO THAT
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch You save up for a year
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch And then play the game
Northern_Narnia Lmao true
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Actually if you did that you'd have $5,475
Northern_Narnia Sweeeet
Northern_Narnia Should I use my AP in a new episode
Northern_Narnia Or wait to use it for the rings again
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Wait to use the rings
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I had a new voicemail and I deleted it but then it started playing my saved messages
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch All I heard was you singing that song
Northern_Narnia ???
Northern_Narnia OMFA YAS
Northern_Narnia some
Northern_Narnia BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch noooooo
Northern_Narnia BVB HAS NEW SONG
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Oh cool
Northern_Narnia If Neverland could have a human name, what would it be?
Northern_Narnia And us too
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Idfk
Northern_Narnia Lmao
Northern_Narnia Guess why my brother insisted that we get my step dad
Northern_Narnia A pirate flag
Northern_Narnia Guess who I've never heard speak about pirates before
Northern_Narnia My step dad
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Wtf
Northern_Narnia that*
Northern_Narnia WHAT*
Northern_Narnia NOT WHY OR THAT
Northern_Narnia Jesus, anyways, yeah
Northern_Narnia He insisted because he said that "Hey pirates are cool, I'd have a flag in my room.." and I said "He's never spoke about pirates" and he just fu cking replied "Well we don't talk about pirates but we still like them"
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Is he on drugs
Northern_Narnia Yeah because Jersey bought you over $100 of video games and getting him a fuc king $8 pirate flag is a good idea
Northern_Narnia I need something to get him, so I'm trying to find a good skull picture
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Can I go to your house next week
Northern_Narnia Not sure, probably
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Yay because I've been dying of boredom
Northern_Narnia Help me find a cool picture of a skull that I can draw
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch https://imgs-tuts-dragoart-386112.c.cdn77.org/how-to-draw-a-skull-and-roses-tattoo_2_000000022147_5.png
Northern_Narnia How the f uck....I've been looking for almost two fuc king hours and you just found one in 4 minutes
Northern_Narnia Wtf
Northern_Narnia How does this work
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I'm a better searcher
Northern_Narnia Rude lmao
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I'm simply one hell of a searcher
Northern_Narnia Stfu, I'm simply one hell of a bitch bitch
Northern_Narnia *puts on sunglasses but stabs eye* Fu ck
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch XD
Northern_Narnia Dude
Northern_Narnia I was legit about to look up Sealand X Neverland to f uck with her but then I realized....
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch It's not a ship
Northern_Narnia Basically
Northern_Narnia I forgot that Narnia doesn't exist.....
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Lololol
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I did that before
Northern_Narnia Really?
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Ja
Northern_Narnia I once talked about Narnia in school and people didn't know what I was talking about
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Dude
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch We're about to be fuc ked
Northern_Narnia I know I'm sad
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I'm pretty sure
Northern_Narnia IS (blank) BACK FU CK
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Dude this place looks legit how Narnia would
Northern_Narnia Lucky
Northern_Narnia YOU LEGIT HAD WINE
Northern_Narnia DID YOU THINK OF ME AT LEAST DX
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I thought of you
Northern_Narnia YAS
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I'm super surprised my mom let me
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I think she's drunk though
Northern_Narnia I want wine now
Northern_Narnia Red wine is heaven
Northern_Narnia White is heaven
Northern_Narnia Pink is heaven
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Ikr
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch This shit is super strong smelling though
Northern_Narnia Dude it seeps through your skin
Northern_Narnia Your whole body is going to smell like wine
Northern_Narnia You gotta take a shower to wash it off
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I already do
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch And I'm showering tomorrow
Northern_Narnia Good cause you gotta really scrub off the smell
Northern_Narnia When I'm older there's no way I'm going to be able to wash it out XD
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch We're gonna constantly smell like wine
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch XD
Northern_Narnia Yup XD
Northern_Narnia OMFA
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Eh?
Northern_Narnia MY BROTHER IS MAD AT ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T REMIND HIM TO WRAP THE PRESENTS
Northern_Narnia AND NOW HE IS MAKING ME WRAP THEM MYSELF
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Slap him
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch And tell him the slap is from me
Northern_Narnia Undertale is back
Northern_Narnia Omfa
Northern_Narnia There
Northern_Narnia so we aren't spamming her
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch True
Northern_Narnia Now how are we going to do this
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Idfk
Northern_Narnia Like, are you going to get dropped off at the mall and we just meet up/
Northern_Narnia ?
Northern_Narnia I didn't even ask if I could go to the mall
Northern_Narnia Bro
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Eh
Northern_Narnia B R O
Northern_Narnia B R O
Northern_Narnia Dude did you see my rant in the "Calling Canada" picture XD
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch No but now imma look
Northern_Narnia Lololol
Northern_Narnia Congrats
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I think we are scaring her
Northern_Narnia I think I'm scaring her like Belarus scares Russia
Northern_Narnia DUDE
Northern_Narnia FUC KING GET ON
Northern_Narnia BE ON
Northern_Narnia GET THE HELL ON HERE
Northern_Narnia BREE
Northern_Narnia MAN IT'S BREE
Northern_Narnia SHE SAID SOMETHING TO ME AN HOUR AGO AND NOW I'M WORRIED AS SHIT
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch What happened
Northern_Narnia OKAY OKAY OKAY HOLD UP
Northern_Narnia Dude
You should really get online.
You're probably the only one who can stop me from doing something I'll probably regret.
Please....
Northern_Narnia I WAS WORKING ON HOMEWORK AND DIDN'T GET ON HERE TILL A LITTLE BIT AGO
Northern_Narnia SHE SENT THAT AN HOUR AGO
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch She's been active though
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Like recently
Northern_Narnia I KNOW BUT SHE COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING
Northern_Narnia YOU NEVER KNOW
Northern_Narnia I NEED TO KNOW
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Calm down it'll be fine
Northern_Narnia BUT
Northern_Narnia SHE
Northern_Narnia BLESIUGIG
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch https://youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ
Northern_Narnia ....
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch My (blank) sense is going off
Northern_Narnia she's back
Northern_Narnia She's that umm....
Northern_Narnia (blank)
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I want her to perish
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch You got rid of the thing I put at the end of your bio ? rude
Northern_Narnia Okay okay okay
Northern_Narnia Ideas!
Northern_Narnia A huge ferret monster that barfs tacos and shit sparkles
Northern_Narnia A rainstorm of hamburgers and sauce and you and the dolphin are stuck inside
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch These are good ideas that I will use later in the story maybe the ferret monster toward the end and the rainstorm in the middle
Northern_Narnia Yas
Northern_Narnia How about you two go shopping
Northern_Narnia HOODIE OSTRICH
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch OMS yes
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch That'll be chapter five
Northern_Narnia YAS
Northern_Narnia Omfa dude
Northern_Narnia The worst thing happened to me today
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch What
Northern_Narnia Okay so you know how it's the wrong time of the month
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Ja
Northern_Narnia Okay so I'decided to wear sweat pants to school
Northern_Narnia And I was in math class
Northern_Narnia And I stood up
Northern_Narnia And omfa
Northern_Narnia It felt terrible
Northern_Narnia My pants were sticking to my legs
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch That sucks
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch It's that time of the month for me too and when I got home I got super bad cramps
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch I can't sit up on my bed or it'll hurt like hell
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch So I'm stuck in a laying position
Northern_Narnia Omfa that happened to me
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch Doesn't it feel like someone is jamming a knife into your lower abdomen
Northern_Narnia YES
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch South giving compliments: Is calm and uses flattering words
North giving compliments: Types in all caps and puts in a shit ton of curse words and slaps the compliment into the person's face
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch North: Also will pin down the victim of the compliment until they accept it
Northern_Narnia CAUSE I'M FUC KING AWESOME AND YOU'RE FUC KING AWESOME SO FUC KING ACCEPT THE GODDAMNED COMPLEMENTS BECAUSE FUC K YOU'RE FABU-FUC KING-LOUS
Crazy_Otaku_Bitch OMS DUDE THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD TODAY AND I HAD TO DO PE AND WE WERE PLAYING BASEBALL AND I'M JUST LIKE OH FU CK I CAN'T RUN AND SHIT WITH ALL THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF ME AND JA IT WAS HORRIBLE
Northern_Narnia OH MY ANDY YOU POOR THING
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