Chapter 3
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?(A poul-tree!)
What's a haunted chicken?
(A poultry-geist!)
What's a henway?
(About 5 pounds!)
Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs.
Cow Jokes:
What do you get from a pampered cow?
(Spoiled milk!)
What do you call a cow with two legs?
(Lean beef!)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Ground beef!)
Where do cows go for entertainment?
(To the moo-vies!)
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